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Your idea of a romantic wedding ceremony ?

How abt the day when the couple air in front of their lawyer to sign the divorce paper

At least you have some brains. It'd be at an exotic beach, ending the same lovely way that it started. An amicable parting gesture as blessed by the sea breeze by the civilized exchange of swear words, the merry throwing of their equally-ugly-but-still-confused kids into the roaring waves to feed the diehard hungry sharks under the gaze of the dancing sun and then, as mandated by local regulations for the holy breach of contract, the long-awaited golden handshake as witnessed by lawyers and more-importantly, accountants on both sides as the seagulls squall (they are actually laughing at the spectacle as they fly by but the stupid humans can't read their range of emotions).

Yesterday was just a dream.
 
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My idea of a romatic wedding ceremony is saying the marriage vow in front of my grandmother's grave... with a couple of floating white figures as guests
 
My ideal romantic wedding is to hold a grand wedding at the Istana, with Mr LKY & President Toy as our wedding witness. Follow by a parade and 21 gun salute.



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1. aiyoh!
2. that is what you labelled "romantic".
3. you are such a big sucking up thing!
4. tsk tsk tsk!
5. i pity your spouse marrying you if that will ever happen.
 
RonRon has "auto-kneel" programmed in him... he sees anything white he automatically drops to his knees


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1. hahaha!
2. good one too.
3. just like some running dogs, seeing its masters.
4. salivates and wags its tail.
 
Even a church ceremony costs money, because there will be a buffet meal after the ceremony. There will be some logistical matters to take care of.

Oh, and you think the pastor/priest solemnizes your marriage for free? Dream on.

I understand your point very well. You're advocating NO ceremony, and your point is noted.

I'm inviting discussions on one's idea of a romantic wedding ceremony, which presupposes the existence of a ceremony.

If there is to be a ceremony, the trend seems to be holding one @ some remote island resort. So if there is to be a ceremony, whether you're forced by your spouse to be or your parents-in-law to be or for whatever reasons, what would be SBF bros' idea of a Romantic Ceremony.
 
Actually I'm referring to wedding ceremony, not so much wedding dinner. If you're a Christian, then I'm referring to the ceremony in the church. If you're not a Christian, I'm referring to the day ceremony where and when the registrar or justice of peace signs your marriage certificate.

I agree that wedding dinner is a waste of money. What give money to the hotels ? And why make your invitees sweat when they receive your 'red bombs' ?

So lets get back to the "day" ceremony.

Wife always say ours is very romantic. Day time the normal stuff like tea ceremony etc and it was the night dinner that is the highlight where we had 2 jazz bands one before dinner starts outside welcoming guests and when dinner starts another band with jazz singer inside. Its not a big party only about 150people. We had dancing going on and yam-seng going on at the same time, really great. Next day close business associates local and overseas came over to the house where we have another 3 piece band jazzing whole night long and Italian chef and staff cooking and serving guests. It was really memorable and wife and I often look at the photos now.
 
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1. aiyoh!
2. what marriage ceremony?
3. marriage is some consenual thing between two willing & agreeable parties.
4. licence to bonk too!
5. my romantic ceremony: lying nude on some beach bonking till flat out!
6. why need some individuals to "witness" or share the moment.
 
I hab no lumbers so dun ask me 4 em...but alot of ppl say...haf de ppl in de world never get 2 wed de man/women dey truly love...some wed becoz of parent nag...some wed becoz it time 2 hab children...some wed becoz tat burger is rich...some wed becoz all friends marry leow so dey oso mus grab 1 not too bad 1 suar suar ki...so...if de partner u wed isn't de 1 u truly love...wat's de pt of having romantic wedding ceremony...
 
I hab no lumbers so dun ask me 4 em...but alot of ppl say...haf de ppl in de world never get 2 wed de man/women dey truly love...some wed becoz of parent nag...some wed becoz it time 2 hab children...some wed becoz tat burger is rich...some wed becoz all friends marry leow so dey oso mus grab 1 not too bad 1 suar suar ki...so...if de partner u wed isn't de 1 u truly love...wat's de pt of having romantic wedding ceremony...

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my romantic wedding is something cheap. then we book a five star hotel and consume our marriage numerous times.
 
Wife always say ours is very romantic. Day time the normal stuff like tea ceremony etc and it was the night dinner that is the highlight where we had 2 jazz bands one before dinner starts outside welcoming guests and when dinner starts another band with jazz singer inside. Its not a big party only about 150people. We had dancing going on and yam-seng going on at the same time, really great. Next day close business associates local and overseas came over to the house where we have another 3 piece band jazzing whole night long and Italian chef and staff cooking and serving guests. It was really memorable and wife and I often look at the photos now.


i dont even have any wedding dinner or wedding photo ...i just sign the paper ...i was very poor then ...after 3years of marriage then i had our wedding dinner and photoshoot . i dont even have any wedding proposal ...my wife just tell me ...she just wanted to spend the rest of her time with me ..and she believe in me ...
 
Drifter would pretend to be a samurai with his Japanese girlfriend (trying to mimic Li Hongzhang) until he's being attacked by Chinese nationalists HAHAHAHAHA.
 
Getting popular is a orgy wedding.


It used to be in the church until it became so common that it has now lost its novelty. I understand some girls became Christians because they wanted a church wedding, never mind God.

So what is your idea of a romantic wedding ceremony ? The trend now seems to be wedding @ some exotic beach outside one's native country. Taiwanese are getting married in Guam, Koh Samui and Bali.

How creative are SBF bros ?
 
i dont even have any wedding dinner or wedding photo ...i just sign the paper ...i was very poor then ...after 3years of marriage then i had our wedding dinner and photoshoot . i dont even have any wedding proposal ...my wife just tell me ...she just wanted to spend the rest of her time with me ..and she believe in me ...



I am reading this in the plane, felt a small tear came out. This is truly a 天长地久,永永远远 story. You're the man drifter.
 
i dont even have any wedding dinner or wedding photo ...i just sign the paper ...i was very poor then ...after 3years of marriage then i had our wedding dinner and photoshoot . i dont even have any wedding proposal ...my wife just tell me ...she just wanted to spend the rest of her time with me ..and she believe in me ...

I didn't make any formal marriage proposal too. Me and my wife have been living together for so long before marriage that it was understood, just a matter of when. In the morning, we went to ROM, exchanged rings and vows. It was followed by a lunch buffet reception for relatives and close friends. We didn't even bother to wear suit and gown as we also had our luggage in tow. After the buffet, we headed straight to the airport for our honeymoon flight.

The romantic part was the honeymoon. Though we've lived together for so long, the honeymoon is the commitment to live together forever.
 
Drifter would pretend to be a samurai with his Japanese girlfriend (trying to mimic Li Hongzhang) until he's being attacked by Chinese nationalists HAHAHAHAHA.

i dont have to pretend samurai ...i am already a samurai in today era ...i can survive with no money and end up with something here in japan ....;)
 
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