Your idea of a romantic wedding ceremony ?

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

It used to be in the church until it became so common that it has now lost its novelty. I understand some girls became Christians because they wanted a church wedding, never mind God.

So what is your idea of a romantic wedding ceremony ? The trend now seems to be wedding @ some exotic beach outside one's native country. Taiwanese are getting married in Guam, Koh Samui and Bali.

How creative are SBF bros ?

 

[RonRon]

My ideal romantic wedding is to hold a grand wedding at the Istana, with Mr LKY & President Toy as our wedding witness. Follow by a parade and 21 gun salute.

 

[po2wq]

... & President Toy ...

toy prez ...

freudian slip ...

 

[Microsoft]

Wed ceremony in geylang qway Liao really no horse run...or kien jio kar oso not bad...

 

[zeddy]

My ideal romantic wedding is to hold a grand wedding at the Istana, with Mr LKY & President Toy as our wedding witness. Follow by a parade and 21 gun salute.

Don't forget to kneel down in front of LKY and TT and offer them tea during your wedding ceremony..

 

[RonRon]

Don't forget to kneel down in front of LKY and TT and offer them tea during your wedding ceremony..

It's an honour just to kneel down and offer tea to the 2 greatest man in Sg

 

[laksaboy]

Forget about the ceremony, register at ROM and go for an overseas honeymoon.

Ceremonies (and wedding dinners) are troublesome and a waste of time/money.

You'll be troubled with logistical matters and brainstorming on who to invite etc.

 

[drifter]

ah ram romantic wedding dinner is 10 courses of dog meat .

 

[Whats4]

How abt the day when the couple air in front of their lawyer to sign the divorce paper

 

[Ramseth]

ah ram romantic wedding dinner is 10 courses of dog meat .

Are you mad? One dish of dog meat is enough.

 

[GoldenDragon]

Are you mad? One dish of dog meat is enough.

Yes. Very 'heaty', I was told.

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Forget about the ceremony, register at ROM and go for an overseas honeymoon.

Ceremonies (and wedding dinners) are troublesome and a waste of time/money.

You'll be troubled with logistical matters and brainstorming on who to invite etc.

I agree!

Elaborate wedding ceremonies are just to please your parents who feel that family honour and dignity comes with having a grand wedding! It is a relic of the older generation.

In reality I've seen couples literally count ang pows cent by cent to make sure they recoup all their losses. I've even had friends who come bragging that they actually made a profit on the wedding ceremony.

These scum degrade the whole idea of wedding into a commercial exploitation exercise.

I had one friend, brothel owner at Geylang, he invited me to son wedding without giving me a standard wedding invitation card. Just SMS me the date and location, and told me to be there. KNN, I gave $30 Ang Pow. Friend also must respect mah, KNN!

 

[Thick Face Black Heart]

Yes. Very 'heaty', I was told.

You are right, dog meat is heaty. After eating must drinking cooling drink or herbs. Or else will fall sick if body is not strong enough.

Ah Ram must be too heaty, whole day want to fight this bugger and that bugger!

 

[GeylangCheongster]

KNN most romantic is like Pretty Woman lah, whole world also knows

Champion GeylangCheongster machiam Richard Gere propose to number one chicken BBBJ, AJ, raw queen machiam Julia Roberts from 2431 and all the other $150 chickens as bridesmaid

 

[GoldenDragon]

Ah Ram must be too heaty, whole day want to fight this bugger and that bugger!

Fight bugger, I not worried. Fight animals, I very worried. Leopard!

 

[keling is shit]

It's an honour just to kneel down and offer tea to the 2 greatest man in Sg

ronron dog,

followed by you sucking lky's cock and your new wife doing the same on tony right.

 

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

Actually I'm referring to wedding ceremony, not so much wedding dinner. If you're a Christian, then I'm referring to the ceremony in the church. If you're not a Christian, I'm referring to the day ceremony where and when the registrar or justice of peace signs your marriage certificate.

I agree that wedding dinner is a waste of money. What give money to the hotels ? And why make your invitees sweat when they receive your 'red bombs' ?

So lets get back to the "day" ceremony.

 

[Received_by_Kings]

It used to be in the church until it became so common that it has now lost its novelty. I understand some girls became Christians because they wanted a church wedding, never mind God.

So what is your idea of a romantic wedding ceremony ? The trend now seems to be wedding @ some exotic beach outside one's native country. Taiwanese are getting married in Guam, Koh Samui and Bali.

How creative are SBF bros ?

Actually you Sporn fucks should all should get married and gather your fellow useless heartlanders, those pretentious condo tenants and those other not-too-useless-but-still-pretty-useless types to cheer and eat near some public drain or at the Choa Chu Kang cemetery of which there would be an even more impressive turnout after dark even though the majority as you know, are not human.

I wanted to throw in public toilets as well but some stupid Hongkies I heard had already done it a long time ago so there aren't any options left for any other place is tantamount to real pollution.

You low-classed peasant-labourer stock have so worked hard for and now deserve the same settings to commensurate with your true nature and identity. This DNA truth is very serious and even a bit more money and a baby-pool-sized magnate status even for a millennium can't really wash it off, you must understand that.

 

[Khun Ying Pojaman]

Actually you Sporn fucks should all should get married and gather your fellow useless heartlanders, those pretentious condo tenants and those other not-too-useless-but-still-pretty-useless types to cheer and eat near some public drain or at the Choa Chu Kang cemetery of which there would be an even more impressive turnout after dark even though the majority as you know, are not human.

I wanted to throw in public toilets as well but some stupid Hongkies I heard had already done it a long time ago so there aren't any options left for any other place is tantamount to real pollution.

You low-classed peasant-labourer stock have so worked hard for and now deserve the same settings to commensurate with your true nature and identity. This DNA truth is very serious and even a bit more money and a baby-pool-sized magnate status even for a millennium can't really wash it off, you must understand that.

Don't be a sour grape if you can't find a Chinese girl, or worse still, your Indian counterpart who will marry you. The positive thing to do is not to throw tantrums in this thread, but spend money on soap and perfume.

I wish you best of luck of Sinkie girls.

 

[laksaboy]

Actually I'm referring to wedding ceremony, not so much wedding dinner. If you're a Christian, then I'm referring to the ceremony in the church. If you're not a Christian, I'm referring to the day ceremony where and when the registrar or justice of peace signs your marriage certificate.

I agree that wedding dinner is a waste of money. What give money to the hotels ? And why make your invitees sweat when they receive your 'red bombs' ?

So lets get back to the "day" ceremony.

Even a church ceremony costs money, because there will be a buffet meal after the ceremony. There will be some logistical matters to take care of.

Oh, and you think the pastor/priest solemnizes your marriage for free? Dream on.