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Xiaomi Bedside lamp is fun

I used to think hokkien girls are the best. Despite their being uncouth, I valued their straight forwardness and un-prima donna behaviour. Went out with a few and even married one. Now, I can't fucking stand them. I treat them like guided missiles, ie., fire and forget.:biggrin:
Wat ever gave u the impression that singkie fuckeins gals are the best? Best in wat? Fuckeins attitudes?
 
Just received my new purchase of a bedside lamp - Xiaomi Mijia Bedside Lamp.

Super easy to connect with phone to control. Love it. Its pretty fun.



Call me paranoid but I have this gut feeling that the App is doing more than just controlling the light features. Check all the privacy settings to ensure that you have not enabled access to your mic, camera etc for this app.
 
Call me paranoid but I have this gut feeling that the App is doing more than just controlling the light features. Check all the privacy settings to ensure that you have not enabled access to your mic, camera etc for this app.

Oh crap. Which setting I need to turn off besides the microphone?

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To be honest I would uninstall it and just use whatever manual controls that are available on the lamp itself.

But I need it to control my 2 Xiaomi vacuum cleaners. it sends a message to me whenever it needs to clear the bin, change the brush, clean the sensors and also tell me it had finished cleaning the house like this

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But I need it to control my 2 Xiaomi vacuum cleaners. it sends a message to me whenever it needs to clear the bin, change the brush, clean the sensors and also tell me it had finished cleaning the house like this

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You eat too full nothing to do ah? Need all these unnecessary notifications for fug? :D
 
hanor, good mood lighting but best to have red colour when screwing a vulgar and uncouth sio-kanbu.
a few pieces of ang ku kueh and a pkt of meepok tah would be a good way to bask in the afterglow :tongue:
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

eh, james er... semaj, i think you very well-read. whatever reply you come up with got a lot of.... multi-lingual fluidity.
 
To be honest I would uninstall it and just use whatever manual controls that are available on the lamp itself.
best advice. when he mentioned he installed an app to control the light, i felt ready to lao sai from a sense of panic.
 
But I need it to control my 2 Xiaomi vacuum cleaners. it sends a message to me whenever it needs to clear the bin, change the brush, clean the sensors and also tell me it had finished cleaning the house like this

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It is always a choice between privacy and convenience. Some people rank convenience over privacy. Others like me are paranoid about privacy. In the end it's a personal call.

I use a manual Meile vacuum cleaner and it does not know anything about me because it does not have a brain or an internet connection. :smile: I know when I have finished cleaning the house because I am the one that did the cleaning.
 
:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao:

eh, james er... semaj, i think you very well-read. whatever reply you come up with got a lot of.... multi-lingual fluidity.
not sure about being well-read, but fluidity is a good state of flux to be in when it comes to making decisions in ever-changing circumstances, especially when it comes to the stance to adopt when cumming eg cof, cob etc :tongue:
It is always a choice between privacy and convenience. Some people rank convenience over privacy. Others like me are paranoid about privacy. In the end it's a personal call.

I use a manual Meile vacuum cleaner and it does not know anything about me because it does not have a brain or an internet connection. :smile: I know when I have finished cleaning the house because I am the one that did the cleaning.
good on ya, sam - put the elbow-grease to better use in sprucing up the house, and the other grease for lube purposes :whistling:
 
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