Would You Rent Zoey For A Day?

[glockman]

ROFL
But I never do hard core or bdsm before leh.. it will be a challenge to accurately describe those acts that she relishes on a daily basis..

There's always a first time! You may take creative liberties to new heights. Weave a hot and steamy story based on what she has mentioned of her misadventures. Sure to be a best seller

 

[glockman]

Hold my beer!
I will split that cunt into 8 pieces.

Yes, your cunt splitting sexploits could be in the story too!

 

[glockman]

some of those girls macham made of plastic
https://maybe.sg/collections/ladies?page=1

 

[laksaboy]

Can't wait for the day when one well-heeled Sinkie hires two of them for a very interesting date.

 

[Annunaki]

No fuck no talk

 

[Valium]

Can't wait for the day when one well-heeled Sinkie hires two of them for a very interesting date.

He's my idol.

 

[whoami]

I don't see the logic. You pay money for a pussy and still need to feed her, yet can't fuck her! Not even a blow job! This is madness.

Rules r rules. Both agreed to it. Win-win. Man shiok sendiri. Woman happy n got paid too.

 

[glockman]

Rules r rules. Both agreed to it. Win-win. Man shiok sendiri. Woman happy n got paid too.

How can the man be shiok when he has blue balls?

 

[nayr69sg]

KNN what kind of gongia deal is this KNN rent and cannot touch but still need to pay for meal and pay the company KNN KNN

It is like renting a car and all you do is take pictures with it. Lol!

 

[nayr69sg]

This is worse... social escort minus the sex.

It's like going to McDonalds, not buying anything to eat, just look around and smell.

In Chinese it's called 意淫... ‘mental masturbation'.

Sinkies lah. They are losers.

 

[JohnTan]

In fact, some of them were outright ‘Don Juans’ i.e. charming. Not only that, they were quite generous as well. One even booked an entire capsule on the Singapore Flyer and treated Zoey to champagne and a 5-course meal.

And they can't fuck her or get intimate with her in any way like hugging, kissing, holding hands. What's the point? Zoey sounds like a liar, or the guys she date were ultimate losers.

 

[whoami]

How can the man be shiok when he has blue balls?

His Big head felt shiok lah. Feeling cloud 9.

 

[Narong Wongwan]

It is like renting a car and all you do is take pictures with it. Lol!

Best part is you can’t even open the door and sit inside pretend pretend drive. Only take pictures outside

 

[glockman]

It is like renting a car and all you do is take pictures with it. Lol!

Good analogy!

Best part is you can’t even open the door and sit inside pretend pretend drive. Only take pictures outside

The car comes with almost empty tank, must pump petrol first. Then take pictures. What a lousy deal.

 

[glockman]

His Big head felt shiok lah. Feeling cloud 9.

Bang, this type of stupid deal is for stupid sinkies. When small head not shiok, everything is wrong liao and yet they still shiok. Knn sinkies.

 

[whoami]

Bang, this type of stupid deal is for stupid sinkies. When small head not shiok, everything is wrong liao and yet they still shiok. Knn sinkies.

Aiyoh already told u guys many many times Sinkies are unique and endangered species. One and only in the world. Every 5 years u will witness it.

 

[glockman]

Aiyoh already told u guys many many times Sinkies are unique and endangered species. One and only in the world. Every 5 years u will witness it.

Every 5 years, we see major stupid. Everyday, we see daily stupid.

 

[whoami]

Every 5 years, we see major stupid. Everyday, we see daily stupid.

Bro, 5 years bad enough leow. See the effects it had on our every day life.

 

[Soul]

A man who patronize such women are stupid losers. They don't even dare to fuck prostitutes.

 

[halsey02]

if she opens her mouth and speaks singrish with hokkien accent, date is over. but if she speaks hokkien like ah lian, ok lah. can gong chau wei and curse knnbccb whole day.

She doesn't need to open her mouth to speak another, open the mouth & do the needful thing & open the other orifice & offer the one in the rear...that is the best language, doesn't matter if she speaks any language.