Word Play

[Narong Wongwan]

Casinos are called IRs...
Floods are called Ponds....
Ah Longs are no longer loansharks but 'unlicensed moneylenders'....

Anymore examples?

 

[laksaboy]

Names of jobs:

Clerk = Admin executive
Gardener = Landscape technician
Toilet cleaner = Sanitation specialist
Call centre job = Customer service executive
Bus driver = Bus captain
Delivery man = Supply chain specialist
Insurance seller = Financial consultant
Loanshark = Credit services provider

 

[Kohliantye]

Casinos are called IRs...
Floods are called Ponds....
Ah Longs are no longer loansharks but 'unlicensed moneylenders'....

Anymore examples?

Lowly-paid bus drivers are called "captains"

Prostitues are called GROs

Watchmen are called Security officers

Newly-minted citizens are referred to as Foreign Talents

Any more......

 

[StinkiePeasants]

Names of jobs:

Clerk = Admin executive
Gardener = Landscape technician
Toilet cleaner = Sanitation specialist
Call centre job = Customer service executive
Bus driver = Bus captain
Delivery man = Supply chain specialist
Insurance seller = Financial consultant
Loanshark = Credit services provider

Unit Trust and Structured Product Seller = Relationship Manager

 

[HedgeTrader]

In army we learn police rank inspector equal army rank lieutenant. On bus inspector rank higher than captain. Think they should call bus inspector bus major LOL

 

[middaydog]

Names of jobs:
Bus driver = Bus captain

Bus Captain upgraded to Front Admiral already la

 

[HedgeTrader]

Unit Trust and Structured Product Seller = Relationship Manager

Best relationship managers are call mamasan and papasan LOL

 

[StinkiePeasants]

Casinos are called IRs...
Floods are called Ponds....
Ah Longs are no longer loansharks but 'unlicensed moneylenders'....

Anymore examples?

Unemployed ex-financial industry salespeople are called 'back to school earning their MBAs'.

 

[jw5]

ministar without portfolio = ministar in the pm's office = chobolan ministar

 

[jw5]

Ah Longs are no longer loansharks but 'unlicensed moneylenders'....

ah longs who applied for and got a license = licensed moneylenders

 

[jw5]

anyone who works in a bank including the teller, pr guy, security guard and cleaner = banker

 

[halsey02]

In army we learn police rank inspector equal army rank lieutenant. On bus inspector rank higher than captain. Think they should call bus inspector bus major LOL

After you pass your Senior, you are emeritus.

 

[halsey02]

anyone who works in a bank including the teller, pr guy, security guard and cleaner = banker

Don't forget the tea lady or the kopi boy, do they still have peon or messenger? then they are Bankers too!

 

[zeddy]

Massage gals = Healthcare consultants

 

[Narong Wongwan]

In army we learn police rank inspector equal army rank lieutenant. On bus inspector rank higher than captain. Think they should call bus inspector bus major LOL

Captain this rank is very much misused.....next is inspector.

Ship captain is big fuck.
Army captain is small fuck but still officer.
Restaurant also got captain, higher than waiter.
Bus captain lose to bus inspector.
Police inspector is officer rank.
Health inspector not so high rank.
Town council got drain inspectors also

 

[StinkiePeasants]

Multimillion dollar con artists are called 'Mega Church Pastors and TV Evangelists'

 

[Capano2121]

Pinky is called Prime Minister
Senile old shit is called Minister mentor!

 

[Windsor]

Phrase Play

No Planning or Foresight = "Caught By Surprise!"

Seasonal Heavy Downpour = "Once In 50 Years Event!"

Government Screw-Ups = "It Has Happened, Let's Move On."

 

[I_Hate_Pappies]

Kam Lanjiao Gay = Windsor

 

[chonburifc]

Increase GST = Helping the poor