Word Play

[middaydog]

Fark you = Screw you.

 

[chonburifc]

Temasek Investment Loss = Short term Paper Loss

 

[Fook Seng]

Temasek Investment Loss = Short term Paper Loss

Also Long Term Return.

 

[Unrepented]

PAPe=Government

 

[Fook Seng]

Free-rider = GRC MP

 

[KNNBCCB]

India Indian = Chao Ah Neh

Local Indian = Chao Keling

:p

 

[Unrepented]

Locals=Singapore+PR+FT

 

[Froggy]

Ccb pap = pcb pap

 

[niwdee]

Barber - Hair Stylist
Production Operator - Manufacturing Specialist
Telephone Operator - Contact Centre Associate
Helpline Operator - Outsource Contract Specialist
Gardener - Resident Landscape Artist
Foot Reflexology massage lady - Orthopaedic Consultant

 

[greedy and cunning]

Casinos are called IRs...
Floods are called Ponds....
Ah Longs are no longer loansharks but 'unlicensed moneylenders'....

Anymore examples?

hdb called tampines green , tampines sun plaza , Anchorvale Harvest , Golden Peony . Lake Vista, Holland Vista , Clementi Casa , etc etc.

and sinkies became elated , now can hold up head high when walking down the street.

 

[keling is shit]

fare increase call fare adjustment
down sizing call right sizing

 

[Kohliantye]

Multimillion dollar con artists are called 'Mega Church Pastors and TV Evangelists'

Remember Nostradamus warning on his interpretation of the Bible.

"An Anti-Christ will rise and many would support him"

66666666666666666666666666666666666666666 on their foreheads.

You are the best judge.

To support or not up to you my dear bor /sis.

 

[Kohliantye]

India Indian = Chao Ah Neh

Local Indian = Chao Keling:p

Its not fair to criticise our local Indians.

They go for NS with us.

They suffer with us too.

They are also the ones that love all the other locals too.

Please do not hit them hard.

 

[Fook Seng]

Its not fair to criticise our local Indians.

They go for NS with us.

They suffer with us too.

They are also the ones that love all the other locals too.

Please do not hit them hard.

Right on. Right on.

 

[zhihau]

Anymore examples?

PAPology - an apology that isn't one.
PAPolgist - a PAPpy balls carrier.

 

[Windsor]

Police = Poodles
Car Park Attendant (females) = Makcik or Auntie
Local women going after westerners = SPG's
Chinese educated = Helicopters or Obiangs or OB's(short form) or Offbeat
Chinamen = At Tiongs
Malays = Mats
Eurasians = Grago
Westerners = Mat Sallehs
Indians = Apuneh or Kelings
Sikhs = Babu Singhs
Reserving a seat/table in hawker centres = chope
Cheating in soccer = Kelong
Speaking rubbish = Talk cock sing song
Being very nervous = Gabra
Being arrogant, snooty or uppity = Yaya papaya
Not a genuine driver's license = Kopi license
Having "tips" or "contacts" = got lobang?

Just too many to list:(

 

[zeddy]

Useless retired Prime Ministers are given the posts of.....


Minister Mentor and Emeritus Senior Minister


Uniquely Sinkapoor...

 

[drifter]

religious : self delusion

 

[red amoeba]

- upturn the downturn
- if there is no jam, i'd be worried

 

[potato29]

fare increase call fare adjustment

fare increase call fare adjustment to help the poor.