Word of the Day: Singapore Version

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The escape of Mas Selamat was widely seen as a dereliction by our national security team.

 

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Vivian once said, there are no destitute people in sinkieland and he will arrange for meals to be delivered to every poor person!

 

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The Perm. Sec. quickly devolve the task to his staff and go to France for cooking lessons.

 

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Whenever you talk to local girls about your BMW, their eyes will dilate with admiration

 

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The CHC members are suspected to be dilettante of their own faith, given their weak knowledge of the bible.

 

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The mass outward migration of Sinkies shows that most of them are disaffected towards the country.

 

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In order to delude the public about the effects of mass inwards migration, the MIW conjure up a delusion on the economic benefits of foreign workers.

 

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Sinkiepore's lax migrant policy causes an dissolution of loyalty towards the govt.

 

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There are civil officers whose diurnal duties are to watch the internet for any signs of major dissent.

 

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JJ Lin's songs are dulcet to most people although they tend to be rather shrilling.

 

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The lack of the ability to stage strikes and demonstration is a disfranchisement of Sinkie civil rights.

 

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The disgorging of crude oil from the collision of boats in Sinkie Straits will cost the government $20 million

 

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Although he is given the title of MM, he is still effete and rule behind the scene with the help of his son.

 

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Overthrowing the PAP entails the collaboration of all opposition parties.

 

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Lee was encomiastic in Goh's funeral, showing a glimmer of his reverence for his mentor.

 

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Prataman is bestowed with an emolument of SG$10,000 a day for his pizza tossing and attending charity events. Sometimes, he needs to translate some Japanese articles.

 

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The Sinkie internal security agency is endued with the ability to arrest anyone without warrant.

 

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Local talent exude from Singapore as MIW flounder to find cheaper FT labor.

 

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Groups exhort the Govt against setting casinos but their effort was in vain.

 

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LTK tried to impugn that Sinkieland do not need millionaire salaries to create a top government but was shot down by the Lee Duos

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