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Let's see how creative I can with guess PAP's dirty tricks for this coming elections:
1) All parties must file papers via registered legal counsel to prevent documentation "misunderstandings" that consumed so much precious rallying time in the previous elections.
Of course the "registered" lawyers will be PAP-friendly and you can be sure of procedural faux pas asunder when they file opposition papers. Only a few "agreeable" PAP oppositions will somehow have their nomination papers filed.
2) All rallies must be scripted and said script to be vetted and approved by a "neutral" presidential committee, to prevent "ad-lib oration that can potentially lead to seditious remarks contrary to the Constitution."
Oppos can be assured that their thoughts be neutered, and anything to the contrary can be used as a money generator for the FamiLEE.
3) Electronic voting booths. So convoluted in its operation, leaflets prior to polling day are given out to painstakingly explaining the process. Members of public are also advised that friendly officials will be present to assist.
Naturally, ISD trained officers will be at hand as "friendly polling station officers", helping the frail, elderly, gullible and illiterate members of public navigate to the PAP option and advising them to press THAT button on the screen to advance to the next step.
4) Polling slips will be mailed to all citizens eligible to vote. Polling slips will contain RFID tags which will facilitate the registration process of the electorate in polling stations. Entire process is electronic, member of public need only to walk past gantries step up in polling stations with their polling slips and scan NRIC prior to voting. Polling slips must be returned at polling stations.
HAHAHA...PAP will have a "live" telecast of their polling numbers and this will be the best method to scare the public into voting PAP.
That's all I can see in my crystal ball for now...
1) All parties must file papers via registered legal counsel to prevent documentation "misunderstandings" that consumed so much precious rallying time in the previous elections.
Of course the "registered" lawyers will be PAP-friendly and you can be sure of procedural faux pas asunder when they file opposition papers. Only a few "agreeable" PAP oppositions will somehow have their nomination papers filed.
2) All rallies must be scripted and said script to be vetted and approved by a "neutral" presidential committee, to prevent "ad-lib oration that can potentially lead to seditious remarks contrary to the Constitution."
Oppos can be assured that their thoughts be neutered, and anything to the contrary can be used as a money generator for the FamiLEE.
3) Electronic voting booths. So convoluted in its operation, leaflets prior to polling day are given out to painstakingly explaining the process. Members of public are also advised that friendly officials will be present to assist.
Naturally, ISD trained officers will be at hand as "friendly polling station officers", helping the frail, elderly, gullible and illiterate members of public navigate to the PAP option and advising them to press THAT button on the screen to advance to the next step.
4) Polling slips will be mailed to all citizens eligible to vote. Polling slips will contain RFID tags which will facilitate the registration process of the electorate in polling stations. Entire process is electronic, member of public need only to walk past gantries step up in polling stations with their polling slips and scan NRIC prior to voting. Polling slips must be returned at polling stations.
HAHAHA...PAP will have a "live" telecast of their polling numbers and this will be the best method to scare the public into voting PAP.
That's all I can see in my crystal ball for now...
Will we be screwed again when we elect PAP this coming election?