Wife = TV?? GF = HP??

[Pleasure_empire]

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)

At home watch TV
Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV.
Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV
But most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life
HP, if you don't pay, services terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
HP is cute, slim,curvy, portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
HP is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least.........

TV never get virus, but HP yes.......... have VIRUS............... once get it, terus KONG (mati from aids) ... so better choose TV ....

 

[no_faith]

...
No money, sell TV.
...

no money sell wife?

 

[Mean Boy]

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)
....
TV free for life
HP, if you don't pay, services terminated
....

I like this quote

 

[hyderbaddie]

This is v v true.

 

[Maximilian Chua-Heng]

My favourite is Mobile TV. Can watch it everywhere.

 

[Cestbon]

Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)

At home watch TV
Go out bring HP.

No money, sell TV.
Got money change HP.

Sometimes enjoy TV
But most of the time play with HP.

TV free for life
HP, if you don't pay, services terminated

TV is big, bulky and most of the time old
HP is cute, slim,curvy, portable at any time.

Operational cost for TV is often acceptable
HP is high and often demanding,

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Last but not least.........

TV never get virus, but HP yes.......... have VIRUS............... once get it, terus KONG (mati from aids) ... so better choose TV ....

Should be
No money watch TV

 

[SammyHulk]

TV free for life
HP, if you don't pay, services terminated

Try don't pay for tv and radio license, see what happens.:p TV nowaday is not free and not necessary for life. Just that the frequency of changing one is lower compared to a hp.

 

[thomas88]

Very well written though it's not fully true.

 

[123456787654321]

What a way to put it!

 

[hughgrant]

really interesting way of putting it. thanks!

 

[jake]

Most Important, TV got remote.. HP don't have..

Funny but don't get the remote thing :(

 

[jw5]

TV is not free for life, neither is wife. Both could get very expensive.

 

[chinchai]

The initial investment for TV esp the wedding is costly