Why Is Funeral Necessary After One Dies?

[lianbeng]

lianbeng heard in some countries they even have party parade during funeral processions! in hk those triad members all wear black when a 老大 kong out!

 

[escher]

There will be a parade for smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY

That parade will be all singaporeans holding a bottle to yum seng with and we all be singing and dancing on table tops and streets hugging and high fiving with one and all.

 

[Asterix]

There will be a parade for smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY
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This is how NZ soldiers send off their dead comrades. If Sinkies were allowed to do a similar "dance" for LKY's funeral, will they be shouting words of praise or something else ...

[video=youtube;Bo8I8BaWLe8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bo8I8BaWLe8[/video]

 

[looneytan]

If Sinkies were allowed to do a similar "dance" for LKY's funeral, will they be shouting words of praise or something else ...

If SBForummers were allowed to do a similar "dance" for LKY's funeral, will they be shouting _ Yaaaaaaaaarrrrm Seng ....

 

[Asterix]

Someone in Sinkieland would dearly love to have this kind of funeral:

“Churchill's funeral was the largest state funeral in world history up to that point in time, with representatives from 112 nations; only China did not send an emissary. Only Ireland did not broadcast the service live on television in Europe, where 350 million people watched, including 25 million in Britain. By decree of the Queen, his body lay in state in Westminster Hall for three days and a state funeral service was held at St Paul's Cathedral on 30 January 1965. One of the largest assemblages of statesmen in the world was gathered for the service. Unusually, the Queen attended the funeral. As Churchill's lead-lined coffin passed up the River Thames from Tower Pier to Festival Pier on the MV Havengore, dockers lowered their crane jibs in a salute.” - Wikipedia

 

[Asterix]

Since his contributions pale in comparison to Churchill’s, he does not deserve it, but he will get whatever kind of funeral he wants and the taxpayer pays, because … … …

[video=youtube;87Xkr8z3lEo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo[/video]

 

[Froggy]

If no funeral the dead will becomes wondering spirit. You want your loved ones to become wondering spirits?

 

[GoldenDragon]

There are many cases whereby the dead roses during the funeral. So it is a last hope !

Funerals to test medical officers' signing of death certs?

 

[shelltox]

Enhance the economy, create jobs .

 

[AhMeng]

i rather not have a funeral. Just exhume me pls.

 

[Froggy]

i rather not have a funeral. Just exhume me pls.

Monkeys will be eaten by flys and maggots in the jungle

 

[AhMeng]

Monkeys will be eaten by flys and maggots in the jungle

its ok...frogs can eat me too...

 

[MrCucumber]

its ok...frogs can eat me too...

Orang Utan cannot can eat cucumber or not?

 

[escher]

If no funeral the dead will becomes wondering spirit. You want your loved ones to become wondering spirits?

No worries about smear of shit on sole of shoe LKY wandering about after he die. LKY will not even be given time out to eat joss sticks and candle wax.
The ghouls and demons will be fucking and raping LKY in all his orifices with the same kind of mercy LKY shown to others in his life time.

And soon after that, LKY will be accompanied by his ahqua Ah Loon.

Ah Loon will be there cursing his father for stealing hundreds of billions and making him a target for the most vicious scum of socieity that LKY got into his fucking PAP party

 

[Franjipani]

i also don't want funeral when i die. for what. waste money and let those people earn your hard earned money

 

[kulgai]

i also don't want funeral when i die. for what. waste money and let those people earn your hard earned money

funeral is for the living. the dead doesn't need any funeral

 

[Franjipani]

funeral is for the living. the dead doesn't need any funeral

i.agree

 

[mahjongking]

totally unnecessary and puts a financial burden on the family if they cant afford,
and wasting everyone's time

 

[laksaboy]

totally unnecessary and puts a financial burden on the family if they cant afford,
and wasting everyone's time

You'll probably be shocked at the amount Sinkies spend on funerals for their pets.

Ceremony, cremation, death certificate etc.

 

[Loofydralb]

For those with religions that are amenable to the latest whims and fancy, they need not have last rites. There's recycling bins everywhere.