Why can't we have such vending machines in Singapore?

[laksaboy]

 

[syed putra]

The size too small for indians. Need it custom made, like the ones they sell to africans.
Malays on the other hand do not need it as bonking family members is safe.

 

[ginfugly]

this is nothing lah, limpeh cum out with one that can dispense mahalickas like this

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Her parents must have brought her up well. Apparently she knows the concept of 'sharing is caring', allowing lecherous loser men to stare at her and fantasize.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

8 Things You Wouldn’t Expect to Find in Singapore’s Vending Machines
Vending machines that dispense chilli crab and ferraris? Take my money!
Kevin MakJul 24th, 2017

Singapore’s vending machines can definitely give Japan a run for their money – especially with an interesting line-up of merchandise catered to its locale! Grab your friends and go on a hunt for some of these items scattered throughout the island. To make it easier for you, we’ve compiled a list of items that you and your squad can go scavenging for in this little red dot. Enjoy!
Chilli crab

Image credit: 螃蟹之家 House of Seafood
Yes, you heard that right! Singapore’s very own beloved national dish can be bought from vending machines – freshly cooked!
Where to find it: House of Seafood (Punggol Point)

Army necessities

Image credit: ST Logistics
National Servicemen – this one’s for you! From camouflage cream to military garters, this vending machine has all the necessities stocked up for your book-ins!

P.S. It’s conveniently located as well.
Where to find it: White Sands Shopping Mall

Books

Image credit: BooksActually

Image credit: BooksActually
Bibliophiles, you’re in luck. Indie bookstore BooksActually has set up various vending machines around Singapore that dispense great novels on the go.
Where to find it: National Museum of Singapore, Singapore Visitor Centre and Goodman Arts Centre

Healthy natural snacks

Image credit: boxgreen
With a sublime facade and mouthwatering snacks such as the Cranberry Afternoon Biscotti and the El Mexicano, you’ll be going around Singapore in search of this vending machine.
Where to find it: Differs every month (check out their Facebook feed for updates!)

Lifestyle magazines

Image credit: AUGUST MAN Magazine
Get up to date with the latest fashion trends and tech gadgets with AUGUST MAN magazine that’s being sold unconventionally!
Where to find it: Robinsons Orchard Level 4

Luxury cars

Image credit: Autobahn Motors
Get dispensed a Bentley, Ferrari or Lamborghini at the snap of your fingers with this insanely ambitious luxury car vending machine.
Where to find it: 20 Jalan Kilang #02-00, (S)159418

Sporting gear

Image credit: crazybadman
Yup, this vending machine supplies shuttlecocks, health supplements and racket grips to meet your sporting needs.
Where to find it: Tampines Block 227

Gold

Image credit: rwsentosablog
GOLD! Strike gold at any of these strategically located vending machines that dispense a tiny slab of glittering goodness.
Where to find it: Resorts World Sentosa, Marina Bay Sands and ION Orchard
Think Japan’s the only country with an eclectic range of vending machines? Think again! More and more specially programmed vending machines have been spotted sprouting across the island. Go ahead, traverse the island and spot as many as you can!

 

[eatshitndie]

 

[Semaj2357]

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just informed my pal about this great idea, he should stock-up on all kinds of batteries and expand his 24hr car batt biz

 

[eatshitndie]

just informed my pal about this great idea, he should stock-up on all kinds of batteries and expand his 24hr car batt biz

instead of 74c it was previously 69c.

 

[LordElrond]

The size too small for indians. Need it custom made, like the ones they sell to africans.
Malays on the other hand do not need it as bonking family members is safe.

You must be Kidding. Abangs do not use contraceptives.

 

[laksaboy]

You must be Kidding. Abangs do not use contraceptives.

According to Kumar they use pandan leaf.

 

[Focus]

 

[syed putra]

You must be Kidding. Abangs do not use contraceptives.

Last milisecond pull out.

 

[Semaj2357]

According to Kumar they use pandan leaf.

Last milisecond pull out.

that will be potong stim, but the pandan leaves will cum in handy for the minyak makan stains

 

[KuanTi01]

Safe

The size too small for indians. Need it custom made, like the ones they sell to africans.
Malays on the other hand do not need it as bonking family members is safe.

Safe as in not haram!

 

[HongKanSeng]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rm7PenKzb4





https://www.unilad.co.uk/relationships/guy-smashes-vending-machine-to-steal-sex-doll/

Guy Smashes Vending Machine To Steal Sex Doll
By : Charlie Cocksedge
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Vending machines can be frustrating things. If they’re not out of order they’re swallowing your small change and failing at their one job – delivering tasty treats.
You know how it is, you’ve made it through the morning and the mid-afternoon slump is looming. You head to the vending to a) have a little time away from your desk and b) get your Rolos.
Money in, code entered, the little spiral of silver metal starts turning. The chocolate is getting nearer and you start to feel slightly more positive about the looming afternoon.
Then, of course, the chocolate never falls. It gets stuck between the shelf and the glass, or caught on the spiral, or something so precise it seems as if vending machines could only have been designed like this on purpose, by some evil overlord with a vendetta against innocent people getting the snacks they want.

Then again, imagine you’re not just a mildly hungry office worker. Instead, you’re a horny man who has visited a vending machine in an effort to get an aid to relieve himself. Suddenly the word ‘frustration’ takes on a whole new meaning.
Well that’s what happened to this man from Yangjiang city in South China’s Guangdong province.
Footage shared from the 24-hour unmanned shop sex shows the man browsing the toys on offer when he finally picks out the ideal one.
Instead of paying for it, however, he decides to violently break the machine with a knife and take the toy.

At one point, he appears to give up after finding the task too difficult, but he musters up the strength to continue and breaks the plastic with a strong jab of his blade.
The man eventually rips the cover away and retrieves the sex doll before squatting down to stuff the toy’s lengthy locks of hair away into the plastic wrapping.
The owner of the sex shop says it is the third time his blowup dolls have been stolen.
Yangjiang police are understood to be investigating the case.

If you do decide to go down the less-human more-doll route when looking for love, don’t expect that to mean you can get it whenever you want, though.
A new innovation is currently being developed for sex robots to have the ability to say ‘no’ to unwanted human advances. Who is to thank for this new innovation? The credit would have to go to Spain’s Dr Sergi Santos – creator of the sexbot Samantha.
Dr Santos is working on a ‘dummy mode’ for an AI sex doll for when it encounters certain situations.

An example is if the doll’s sensors – underneath its skin – detects aggression or disrespect, it will instantaneously activate its dummy mode. Furthermore, Samantha will be unresponsive if it grows tired of her owner’s ‘attention’ – a bit like human relationships.
Samantha was demoed at the Life Science Centre in Newcastle earlier this year, where she demonstrated her ability to say ‘no’ to aggressive lovers.
Following the successful presentation, Samantha is expected to go into mass production, with a customer price tag of £3,600.
And they say you can’t put a price on love.
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[LordElrond]

Last milisecond pull out.

No wonder abangs always have 5 kids

 

[laksaboy]

No wonder abangs always have 5 kids

IUD and pills are haram.

Sometimes the puki grip you too tightly and you can't get out, like Aloy Pang inside the SPG.

 

[syed putra]

IUD and pills are haram.

Sometimes the puki grip you too tightly and you can't get out, like Aloy Pang inside the SPG.

The pills and iud are not haram.
Its just that they can't afford to buy it, or just can't be bothered to buy as its not standard practice. If, for example, one of their fsmily members start using, then this method of race cleansing will definitely make PAP very happy.

 

[bobby]

 

[meepokboy]

We definitely need more of these machines around.