"While flying from HKG-KL-SGP, MAS air stewardess dropped a jug of hot coffee on my girlfriend ....."

[firehyrant]

If you fly business class, you are handsome even if you look like a boar.

then if fly first class? beggar look also become Tom Cruise?

 

[eatshitndie]

sumting fishy and steamy about this story. how to drop a whole jug of hot coffee on abalone unless it’s a dish called coffee drenched and flavored steam abalone? first, those inflight coffee jugs are covered with shutoff unless pressed at the flap to open (to pour). second, the pouring is usually done away from passenger at the cart. third, who would be so careless and reckless to drop a whole jug on the lap of passenger? more likely the cup spilled when it was returned to passenger after pouring. if that was the case passenger’s lap would have a dark spot on groin area. no wonder crew laughed.

 

[NanoSpeed]

then if fly first class? beggar look also become Tom Cruise?

Everyone is the same when they fly first class - they become handsome - except @sbfuncle

He is John Lone even if he fly cargo plane.

 

[searcher1]

Post removed ... maybe MAS compensated them already, case closed.

 

[eatshitndie]

did paramedics also check his gf’s cb making sure labia and hymen are not burnt?

 

[sbfuncle]

Everyone is the same when they fly first class - they become handsome - except @sbfuncle

He is John Lone even if he fly cargo plane.

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LOL. I can't imagine what I will become if I fly business class
Sadly my glamorous days is over

 

[lookingAtSea]

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sumting fishy and steamy about this story. how to drop a whole jug of hot coffee on abalone unless it’s a dish called coffee drenched and flavored steam abalone? first, those inflight coffee jugs are covered with shutoff unless pressed at the flap to open (to pour). second, the pouring is usually done away from passenger at the cart. third, who would be so careless and reckless to drop a whole jug on the lap of passenger? more likely the cup spilled when it was returned to passenger after pouring. if that was the case passenger’s lap would have a dark spot on groin area. no wonder crew laughed.

Any thing that involves Abalone are fishy in smell..

 

[NanoSpeed]

did paramedics also check his gf’s cb making sure labia and hymen are not burnt?

Go honeymoon in HK come back still got hymen for inspection? KNN, sounds so familiar.

 

[eatshitndie]

Go honeymoon in HK come back still got hymen for inspection? KNN, sounds so familiar.

what about uncumsummated honeymoon?

 

[A Singaporean]

LOL. I can't imagine what I will become if I fly business class
Sadly my glamorous days is over

On the other hand, Ramesh and foreign friends cannot imagine flying anything less than business class. PAP loves them.

 

[NanoSpeed]

what about uncumsummated honeymoon?

It means the woman is repulsive beyond the threshold of can eat don't waste.

 

[eatshitndie]

It means the woman is repulsive beyond the threshold of can eat don't waste.

69% grooms can’t penetrate cunt due to flaccid cock or lack of sexperience. 26.9% brides clam up due to cold fingers and or fumbling hands. repulsive women would not get a proposal nor a man attracted to her, thus there’s a remote chance of a honeymoon.

 

[True Believer]

Hopefully, no coffee gets spilled on those 2 "jugs"

 

[True Believer]

If she is the stewardess who spilled the coffee, all is forgiven

 

[True Believer]

Vietjet flight attendants may spill all the coffee they want to