what i heard during a kopi session....

[leetahbar]

why was lau lee now in USA?

WASHINGTON - A STAR-STUDDED cast of the US capital's political and business elites turned up to honour Minister Mentor Lee Kuan Yew on Tuesday night (Wednesday morning Singapore time) as he was awarded a lifetime achievement award for his contributions towards United States-Asean ties.

Three US Presidents - Mr Barack Obama, Mr Bill Clinton, and Mr George H W Bush - sent congratulations via letters and tape-recorded messages, while two elder statesmen - former Secretaries of States Dr Henry Kissinger and Dr George Shultz - were on hand to help Mr Lee celebrate the occassion.

The Minister Mentor is the first recipient of the lifetime achievement award, which the US-Asean Business Council created in conjunction with its 25th anniversary.

About 450 people, decked out in tuxedos and glamorous evening dresses, attended the glamourous event at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel.

Among those who paid tribute to Mr Lee were Dr Kissinger, Dr Shultz, Senator Jim Webb, and Assistant Secretary of State Kurt Campbell.

In a statement to The Straits Times, Dr Shultz said: 'Ideas, information, clarity of mind, integrity of purpose. Mr Lee Kuan Yew has all of these characteristics and many more.

'He is a truly great man who has been a wonderful friend over many years.'

this was what i heard....

remember lau lee was skeptical about obama being elected during the US presidency election? obama would be here next month for APEC meeting. lau lee had to go to sweet talk obama so that he would be all praises for singapore.

lau lee might also anticipate him about his arch nemesis chee soon juan who might create a scene to embarrass sgp gov. hence, his presence in USA now.

heartlander mentality. whether true or just chit chatting, it kinda of make some sense.

 

[TeeKee]

once again, the cunning old fox have outwitted the simple CSJoe...

i am very surprised ass kissing articles like this are nowhere to be found in foreign papers...

 

[Ah Guan]

Cheebye Leetarbar

The only thing you hear during the day is the reptitive sound of your boyfriend's ballsack slap against your face

 

[QXD]

Bapok Cheebyekia Leetarbar

WHY MUST U STEAL MONEY FROM YOUR PARENTS AND GO KOPI TIAM LISTEN TO OLD MEN TOK KOK?

GET A FUCKING JOB!

 

[leetahbar]

as can be seen, sdppies do not take taxis. they drive around in jaguar as claimed by the abc troll.

 

[leetahbar]

Cheebye Leetarbar

The only thing you hear during the day is the reptitive sound of your boyfriend's ballsack slap against your face

u got a ball to do that meh?

 

[Orochi]

as can be seen, sdppies do not take taxis. they drive around in jaguar as claimed by the abc troll.

lanjiao sucking unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, betrayer, all rolled into one!

you stole temple donation money and the chief monk told you to fuck off!

you bashed your 80 y.o.father until bloody when he threw away your gay porn!

you called your mother LAUCHEEBYE when she reprimanded you for doing fuck all at home except prostituting yourself round-the-clock in cyberspace!

you also stole handphones and claimed that handphones waved at you!

you steal others forum password!

you tried to con a forummer's property!

you tried to con the same person to include your name in his will when he discovered you tried to con his property!

you cursed an old man at his death bed!

you tried to con laukwayboos but you end up only con some free makan! <!-- / message --> <!-- controls -->

 

[leetahbar]

what they overheard in USA obiang office....

A Treasury Department spokesman said that both leaders discussed recent developments in the US economy, as well as strategic trends in Asia and the global economy. She did not elaborate.

Transcript of the meeting was leaked and posted online by an anonymous blogger:

Tim Geithner (TG): So, Yew, what brings you here ?

Old Fart (OF): Ahhh... I have come at a critical moment in history.

TG: Yeah, you're definitely history *chuckles*....

OF: Sorry, I said I come at a critical moment in history.

TG: Ok, whatever (I didn't know you could still come) *chuckles*.... so what else is new ? How's the daughter-in-law and your GIC doing, man ?

OF: Oh, great, she's back in charge, couldn't find no one else of her caleebre *smirks*. GIC is doing fine. Our assets have risen 50% this year, but we're keeping fingers crossed for a 100% by April 2010 when we call our brigadier-general selections, I mean general elections.

TG: Riiiight...... So, we here at the Treasury/Fed, we're thinking about printing lots more money and selling lots more bonds to you Asians. Can I interest you in a special placement ? of say, USD $50 billion ?


OF: Just $50 billion, who do you take me for ? Mahathir ?! *LOL* Now let's get serious, how about we start the wager I mean investment at $100 billion ? We recently made more money from our peasants, I mean GDP growth by selling more pigeon-holes/shoe-boxes I mean houses and land. Plus, our road charging mechanism is being ramped up together with our vehicle quota system.


TG: God, you're good and you guys have it easy ! you get what ? $2 million a year and travel the world buying I mean accepting awards ? while I get $200k cleaning up this financial shit mess. Life's not fair. If only our Americans were as pliant, I mean hardworking as your Singaporeans.

OF: *LOL*, they don't call me the Mentor for nothing. So back to the $100 billion notes, you know I'm getting older, and it's time I get out of this sitting-on-the-board-talking-cock stuff and pass it on to my son and daughter-in-law. Unfortunately, your Americans have this hang-up against nepotism - they said I couldn't just ask my son to take over these Citibank / JPMorgan freebies. Could you get me a seat on Goldman Sachs and another on AIG ?

TG: Sir, you must be kidding, I can only offer one on Citibank for $100 billion. But if you can pull out another $50b, I'll see what Bob (Rubin) can do.

OF: *LOL*, ok ok you got me there. I'll up it to $180b total. You call Rubin right away.

TG: Consider it done, plus I'll throw in a photo op on the lawn with Obama on Thursday !


OF: Well, it's a little chilly here in Washington, but that's what I wear my windcheater for *LOVL*.

- by 6/8,10/9, forums.delphiforums.com/anymos (ANYMOS)

 

[Orochi]

what they overheard in USA obiang office....

lanjiao sucking unemployed parasite old fart faggot fake monk PAP dog Bob Sim Kheng Hwee,

temple thief, swindler, fraudster, cheat, con-artist, liar, hypocrite, deceiver, betrayer, all rolled into one!

you stole temple donation money and the chief monk told you to fuck off!

you bashed your 80 y.o.father until bloody when he threw away your gay porn!

you called your mother LAUCHEEBYE when she reprimanded you for doing fuck all at home except prostituting yourself round-the-clock in cyberspace!

you also stole handphones and claimed that handphones waved at you!

you steal others forum password!

you tried to con a forummer's property!

you tried to con the same person to include your name in his will when he discovered you tried to con his property!

you cursed an old man at his death bed!

you tried to con laukwayboos but you end up only con some free makan!

 

[leetahbar]

correction: it wasn't written by 6/8,10/9, forums.delphiforums.com/anymos (ANYMOS). he merely c n p from some other's blog.

but still thanks to him

 

[leetahbar]

geylang chickens ve migrated!

one laukuaykang or lkk for short startled everyone with his recent sexperience in JB. he claimed that geylang chicks (or whores) had migrated to GARDEN OF EDEN in JB.

this lovely place is located by the sea. if u stand at the shore there and look across the sea, u can actually see JURONG ISLAND!

this breed of geylang chicks are mostly prcs specimen. there u ve it. the migratory chicks are now tamer and more obedient.

very soon, we would ve new sexcapade adventures from kaixin, the geylang cheongster or the more familiar ngejay as his altered-ego.

 

[PakLaoPeh]

Re: geylang chickens ve migrated!

hooray!!! most disgusted chee bye kia bob sim kheng hwee is banned!!! cheers!!!

 

[PakLaoPeh]

Re: geylang chickens ve migrated!

hooray!!! most disgusted chee bye kia bob sim kheng hwee is banned!!! cheers!!!

 

[PakLaoPeh]

Re: geylang chickens ve migrated!

delete.....................................

 

[sillygoonz]

 

[QXD]

Re: geylang chickens ve migrated!

Cheers, my bro-in-arms!!! Peace reigns in the forum once again!!!!

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hooray!!! most disgusted chee bye kia bob sim kheng hwee is banned!!! cheers!!!