Trick: 报仇雪恨 annoying cyclist on the road....

[tanwahtiu]

Fucking group of annoying cyclist blocking roads... here's how to annoy them back....

1. First give a few friendly horns at them to catch their attention....

2. Slow down to their speed and start wave happily as if you know one of them....

3. Don't give up... keep a smiley face and wave happily to get most of their attention....

4. Once they look up at you will wonder if he know you? Let him guess.... Wait for them to wave back to you.... and that's the fun part begins....

A. He may loses his balances with one hand on the bike handle only, and also lose concentration of the road and to balance his bike too .... and oops! He may fall off....

B. Once down he will drags his mates down too... all toppled...那时候 你可以 好开心的笑.... this will disrupt and end their journey early.... no happy ending ....

C. Or.... if none of them fall, but throughout the rest of the journey this will give some shits to let them think who are you, and they may get annoyed and lose concentration, if any......

It works all the time.... old bird trick...

Let's see who is King of the road... if they get this annoying tricks all the time, they will soon get the message....

.... get the fuck off the road.... stop annoying cars on the road, bastard cyclists you...

Psst.... if you like my bullshit click the like button....

 

[melzp]

just throw barbed nails...where to get ?

 

[tanwahtiu]

just throw barbed nails...where to get ?

Don't leave evidence. All we want to do is piss them off, get them topple and bike get damage and disrupt their journey....

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Just keep horning them will do.

 

[porcaputtana]

Fucking group of annoying cyclist blocking roads... here's how to annoy them back....

1. First give a few friendly horns at them to catch their attention....

2. Slow down to their speed and start wave happily as if you know one of them....

3. Don't give up... keep a smiley face and wave happily to get most of their attention....

4. Once they look up at you will wonder if he know you? Let him guess.... Wait for them to wave back to you.... and that's the fun part begins....

A. He may loses his balances with one hand on the bike handle only, and also lose concentration of the road and to balance his bike too .... and oops! He may fall off....

B. Once down he will drags his mates down too... all toppled...那时候 你可以 好开心的笑.... this will disrupt and end their journey early.... no happy ending ....

C. Or.... if none of them fall, but throughout the rest of the journey this will give some shits to let them think who are you, and they may get annoyed and lose concentration, if any......

It works all the time.... old bird trick...

Let's see who is King of the road... if they get this annoying tricks all the time, they will soon get the message....

.... get the fuck off the road.... stop annoying cars on the road, bastard cyclists you...

Psst.... if you like my bullshit click the like button....

I have been riding in large pelotons for decades

I have never seen anyone try this kind of stupid useless trick

we can easily ride with no hands . Drink water , text girlfriend , change the lens on our oakleys . No problem

you need to come up with a better idea or fabricate a better story

 

[tanwahtiu]

I have been riding in large pelotons for decades

I have never seen anyone try this kind of stupid useless trick

we can easily ride with no hands . Drink water , text girlfriend , change the lens on our oakleys . No problem

you need to come up with a better idea or fabricate a better story

You ride in small bike and in the park.

 

[porcaputtana]

You ride in small bike and in the park.

1.5 m clearance rule now

this morning all the motorists kept a safe distance and respectfully pass in fear

one small mistake and they end up in jail

your strategy is bullshit

 

[syed putra]

I cycle alone so no chance of being harrased.

 

[tanwahtiu]

1.5 m clearance rule now

this morning all the motorists kept a safe distance and respectfully pass in fear

one small mistake and they end up in jail

your strategy is bullshit

你拜初一 我拜十五 .... 1.5m or not it still work all the time....

 

[porcaputtana]

你拜初一 我拜十五 .... 1.5m or not it still work all the time....

Good lor

go try tomorrow morning

see u in jail

 

[tanwahtiu]

1.5 m clearance rule now

this morning all the motorists kept a safe distance and respectfully pass in fear

one small mistake and they end up in jail

your strategy is bullshit

So 1.5m for cyclist to keep away from cars? When car steer nearer to a cyclist, the cyclist got to keep 1.5m away from the car... that's nice...

 

[porcaputtana]

So 1.5m for cyclist to keep away from cars? When car steer nearer to a cyclist, the cyclist got to keep 1.5m away from the car... that's nice...

Nice to know you are retarded

go ahead . Test your fate

you have a licence plate

anyone falls the rest will bear witness against u

learn from other motorists

Be polite and stay far far far away

 

[tanwahtiu]

Nice to know you are retarded

go ahead . Test your fate

you have a licence plate

anyone falls the rest will bear witness against u

learn from other motorists

Be polite and stay far far far away

As long as u keep 1.5m away from car, you are doing fine, dumbwit....

 

[porcaputtana]

As long as u keep 1.5m away from car, you are doing fine, dumbwit....

You go try lor

don’t just make noise here . keyboard coward

I look out for you in the news

 

[tanwahtiu]

You go try lor

don’t just make noise here . keyboard coward

I look out for you in the news

A man with a red shirt, horn at you, wave hello to you....

Wait for u to look up at him....
Wait for u to wave back.... then oops
Watch you lose balance of your bike....

See you tumble and fall.... drag your mate cyclists down with you... all tumble and fall together...

Disrupt your fun and no happy ending for you...

Wonderful delight as planned...

 

[porcaputtana]

A man with a red shirt, horn at you, wave hello to you....

Wait for u to look up at him....
Wait for u to wave back.... then oops

See you tumble and fall.... drag your mate cyclists down with you... all tumble and fall together...

Disrupt your fun and no happy ending for you...

Wonderful delight as planned...

your wet dream

the first thing we do is show you middle finger

 

[tanwahtiu]

your wet dream

the first thing we do is show you middle finger

That's what we want... as long as you get one hand off your bike handle, wave back or middle finger at us, and look at us that's what we hope for... to annoy you...

Lose balance of the bike, lose concentration of the road, that's what it is and as is..... and oops... down you go fumble and fall...

annoying? Get the taste of your own medicine....

 

[porcaputtana]

That's what we want... as long as you get one hand off your bike handle, wave back or middle finger at us, and look at us that's what we hope for...

Lose balance of the bike, lose concentration of the road, that's what it is and as is..... and oops... down you go fumble and fall...

you are targeting the wrong group

go bully the little ole ladies on Bromptons . They are more likely to fall for your childish tricks

fucking coward

 

[tanwahtiu]

you are targeting the wrong group

go bully the little ole ladies on Bromptons . They are more likely to fall for your childish tricks

fucking coward

Go fuck yrslf menace cyclist...

We loved to destroy expensive racing bike, enjoy every bit of the fun to see you fumble and fall on an expensive bike... lovely...

Go cycle a lady bike...

 

[a_korusawa]

I was driving on a 2-way single lane last week but gotta reduce to 5-10kph.
then i saw a few amdk cyclists directing vehicles to move away while their group was blocking & harassing a car by the side.
as i was nearing and slowed down to observe (outta curiosity), a F$%^& amdk shouted at me not to be busybody and to move on quickly.
he behaved as if he was the authority while his mates own our land - they were actually challenging the driver for bypassing them 'impolitely' earlier on!
i immediately stopped in the middle of the lane, walked out and told the amdk to leave the scene
then another 2 amdk confronted me with aggressiveness - it was easily 8 dickhead cyclists as i counted
i told them my car's camera was still working and police is otw.....
then the kana blocked car's driver, an aged driver finally stepped out and explained the story; meanwhile, other drivers behind me began to step out to curse
i told the amdk that it was better for them to leave the scene immediately or we can all wait for police to come . . . .
another chao amdk flipped his mobile to zap pics - I told him that he and his gang have violated the laws.... so I welcome him to lodge any reports he wants
another 2 local drivers stepped in finally to help before the chao angmo group left the scene
we exchanged numbers in case any witnesses are required - we parted the scene

the $%* amdks behaved as if they own this country roads when they ride especially when in group!
in this chapter, they even resort to bully tactics on broad daylight!
regardless if that aged driver is right or wrong - these bloody amdk cyclists trying to take justice their ways

local drivers, please stop & help if you see the similar scenario!