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[LexLuthor]

妄稱處女 沒實質
愛爆粗口 沒矜持
有過婚姻 沒有實
處女虛名 沒價值

痴心妄想 處女實
閨中待嫁 望保值
追求異性 遭退辭
惱羞成怒 放厥詞

婚姻作廢 是事實
處女與否 沒證實
蜜月同居 是事實
貞潔之說 過其實

送你一座 斷龍石
躲在古墓 最踏實
面壁思過 不算遲
一生閉關 修矜持

 

[bart12]

妄稱處女 沒實質
愛爆粗口 沒矜持
有過婚姻 沒有實
處女虛名 沒價值

痴心妄想 處女實
閨中待嫁 望保值
追求異性 遭退辭
惱羞成怒 放厥詞

婚姻作廢 是事實
處女與否 沒證實
蜜月同居 是事實
貞潔之說 過其實

送你一座 斷龍石
躲在古墓 最踏實
面壁思過 不算遲
一生閉關 修矜持

Your chinese poetry really first class !

 

[LexLuthor]

Adapted from Louis Cha's novel: 玉女神經

話說從前 有隻精
千年修煉 成妖精
雌雄相吸 取其精
男人路過 被抽精

妖精尚長 粗話經
詛咒別人 滿腹經
偏偏想練 處女經
古墓絕學 玉女經

師父教訓 別神經
不是玉女 早已經
慾練心經 先來經
千年修行 早停經

乖乖做隻 好妖精
休要再吸 男人精
萬國一處 設備精
調養身心 療神經

 

[dirtywoman]

Adapted from Louis Cha's novel: 玉女神經

話說從前 有隻精
千年修煉 成妖精
雌雄相吸 取其精
男人路過 被抽精

妖精尚長 粗話經
詛咒別人 滿腹經
偏偏想練 處女經
古墓絕學 玉女經

師父教訓 別神經
不是玉女 早已經
慾練心經 先來經
千年修行 早停經

乖乖做隻 好妖精
休要再吸 男人精
萬國一處 設備精
調養身心 療神經

SammyBoy 李白

 

[LexLuthor]

「玉女神經」女主角即將舉辦簽名會！

 

[ginfreely]

Adapted from Louis Cha's novel: 玉女神經

話說從前 有隻精
千年修煉 成妖精
雌雄相吸 取其精
男人路過 被抽精

妖精尚長 粗話經
詛咒別人 滿腹經
偏偏想練 處女經
古墓絕學 玉女經

師父教訓 別神經
不是玉女 早已經
慾練心經 先來經
千年修行 早停經

乖乖做隻 好妖精
休要再吸 男人精
萬國一處 設備精
調養身心 療神經

Look at you sia suay dogs that accused me 编故事are so proud to 编故事of me a virgin as fake with your Chinese dog pride. Pui!

 

[ginfreely]

Look at you sia suay dogs that accused me 编故事are so proud to 编故事of me a virgin as fake with your Chinese dog pride. Pui!

So sia suay dogs sons of whores here are always accusing me what you are yourself from dirty to take my 小恩小惠to pay your town council maintenance fees water electricity to being a fake to 编故事。Pui!

 

[ginfreely]

So sia suay dogs sons of whores here are always accusing me what you are yourself from dirty to take my 小恩小惠to pay your town council maintenance fees water electricity to being a fake to 编故事。Pui!

层次不同、上等人VS 贱狗indeed

 

[LexLuthor]

對號入座

 

[LexLuthor]

小恩小惠 掛嘴邊
好大喜功 搶頭先
別人犧牲 我沾邊
漁人之利 順手牽

別人笑我 太瘋癲
我笑他人 不會仙
洞房之夜 滿疑煙
處女之實 由我編

事實真相 有一天
謊話連篇 上百千
順我者昌 靠我邊
逆我者亡 我必殲

 

[ginfreely]

對號入座

Come on lah who here don’t know you son of whore are attacking me? Why so fake? Chinese culture do evil then accuse victim dui hao ru zuo so clever Pui!

 

[ginfreely]

小恩小惠 掛嘴邊
好大喜功 搶頭先
別人犧牲 我沾邊
漁人之利 順手牽

別人笑我 太瘋癲
我笑他人 不會仙
洞房之夜 滿疑煙
處女之實 由我編

事實真相 有一天
謊話連篇 上百千
順我者昌 靠我邊
逆我者亡 我必殲

tsk tsk tsk Chinese culture is like this make false accusations can win liao. I only state fact that I gave good advice to people to buy executive apartment and become pilot is called I 沾边. I get zero benefits from them and not even in touch with them okay? I cannot be proud to do good to make a good difference to people’s lives? 你真小人就是这样。做坏事编故事就可以， 别人做好事说事实不可以！

 

[ginfreely]

做坏事编故事就可以， 别人做好事说事实不可以！

说你好大喜功喔，没好处的事是好大喜功？真小人就是这样。everything can twist, you can do good but dogs can twist until you are piece of shit. Pui!

 

[ginfreely]

说你好大喜功喔，没好处的事是好大喜功？真小人就是这样。everything can twist, you can do good but dogs can twist until you are piece of shit. Pui!

Dogs can twist your good deeds that get zero benefits to you get benefits indeed

 

[ginfreely]

tsk tsk tsk Chinese culture is like this make false accusations can win liao. I only state fact that I gave good advice to people to buy executive apartment and become pilot is called I 沾边. I get zero benefits from them and not even in touch with them okay? I cannot be proud to do good to make a good difference to people’s lives? 你真小人就是这样。做坏事编故事就可以， 别人做好事说事实不可以！

Dogs can be proud to do evil smearing a virgin as slut whore mistress 小三but I good human cannot be proud to do good!

 

[ginfreely]

Dogs can be proud to do evil smearing a virgin as slut whore mistress 小三but I good human cannot be proud to do good!

Just because dogs don’t do good, other people do good is 编故事!

 

[ginfreely]

tsk tsk tsk Chinese culture is like this make false accusations can win liao. I only state fact that I gave good advice to people to buy executive apartment and become pilot is called I 沾边. I get zero benefits from them and not even in touch with them okay? I cannot be proud to do good to make a good difference to people’s lives? 你真小人就是这样。做坏事编故事就可以， 别人做好事说事实不可以！

I am so ashamed to be a Chinese attacked by Chinese dogs! Yikes!

 

[ginfreely]

Just because dogs don’t do good, other people do good is 编故事!

没赚钱没好处的事不做no wonder other people do is编故事！

 

[ginfreely]

没赚钱没好处的事不做no wonder other people do is编故事！

中华文化！就是欺人太甚！强者就是没赚钱没好处的事不做！自己不做别人做了还污蔑别人编故事！

 

[ginfreely]

中华文化！就是欺人太甚！强者就是没赚钱没好处的事不做！自己不做别人做了还污蔑别人编故事！

See @musclepower and other dogs for so many proof best example. Sibei sia suay!