This thread dedicated to LAUGHS...HAHAHA!!!

[DOM the Clown]

Raymond Limp Got Burnt to Death by Cheap Oil Prices!

An MP died in a horrible fire. The mortician thought it was Raymond Limp, but the body was so badly burned that somebody would need to make a positive identification. That task fell to Raymond's two friends, Mabroky and Rwanda.

Mabroky: "He’s burnt pretty bad, all right. Roll him over."

Mabroky looked at the dead man’s buttocks and said, "Nope, that ain’t Raymond."

Thinking the incident strange, the mortician straightened up the body and said nothing. He brought in Rwanda.

Rwanda: "Wow, he’s burnt to a crisp. Roll him over."

Again, "Nope, that ain’t Raymond."

Mortician: "How can you tell?"

Mabroky: "Well, Raymond had two assholes."

Mortician: "What? How could he have two assholes?"

Rwanda: "Everybody knew Raymond had two assholes. Whenever the three of us came out of the Parliament House, you’d hear people say, "Here comes Raymond Limp with those two assholes!"

 

[DOM the Clown]

What do you do if a brainlessonlyknowhowtoporlumpar pappy running doggie throws a grenade at you?


































Pull the pin and throw it back!

 

[DOM the Clown]

How is the P.A.P. like a condom?


























Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

 

[BlueCat]

每日一笑：男子汉的下部

几天前，邻居林小姐向我借小说，我顺手递给她一本《男子汉》。当她昨晚还书的时候，进门就问：“王先生，《男子汉》有没有下部？”“有呀！”

“能不能再借给我消磨几个晚上？”

 

[BlueCat]

每日一笑：老爸做的家庭作业

下课后，老师对小明说：“让你爷爷来学校一趟。”
小明问老师：“老师，不需要叫我爸爸来吗？”　
老师：“不，小明，叫你爷爷来就可以了。我要告诉他，他儿子在你的家庭作业里答错很多题。”

 

[DOM the Clown]

每日一笑：老爸做的家庭作业

下课后，老师对小明说：“让你爷爷来学校一趟。”
小明问老师：“老师，不需要叫我爸爸来吗？”　
老师：“不，小明，叫你爷爷来就可以了。我要告诉他，他儿子在你的家庭作业里答错很多题。”

Bro BlueCat,
Is the grandfather Lee Something and the father is that guy who sang his throat sore at Khatib last night?


HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU!!!

hiak! hiak! hiak!
DOM

 

[DOM the Clown]

What do you get when you cross a pappy ministar with a demon from hell?

Another pappy ministar .​

 

[masgnoeL]

Re: Raymond Limp Got Burnt to Death by Cheap Oil Prices!

Who's that asshole Rwanda, DOM?

 

[VIBGYOR]

Re: Raymond Limp Got Burnt to Death by Cheap Oil Prices!

Who's that asshole Rwanda, DOM?

That Malaysian Cow who worshipped BULL DAH! enjoys child porn?

 

[DOM the Clown]

Re: Raymond Limp Got Burnt to Death by Cheap Oil Prices!

Who's that asshole Rwanda, DOM?

Rwanda Khow aka Mad Khow Disease aka Know Boon Wan.

Some of us from the old sammyboys (or was it me alone??.......) started calling him Rwanda when he commented on local "insurgents" who found this lil peesai boring by saying, "You want excitement? You can find young girls being rape everyday in Rwanda if that's excitement for you!" (or something to that lame effect!)

Cheers!
DOM

 

[DOM the Clown]

Dubya!

An Israeli doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we
can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him
looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four
weeks.

A Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'

The Texas doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains out of Texas , put him in the White House for eight years, and now half the WORLD is looking for work.'

 

[DOM the Clown]

Ah Beng and Failip Yeo, the A*Star Scholar

Used car seller, Tan Ah Beng and his old school mate Failip Yeo, an A*Star Scholar, went on a camping trip.

After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night, and went to sleep.

Some hours later, Ah Beng awoke and nudged his scholarly friend.

"Oi! Failip! Look up at the sky and tell me what you see."

Failip replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."

"What does that tell you?" Ah Beng asked.

The A*Star Scholar pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, I can see that God is all-powerful and that we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?"

Ah Beng closed his eyes tight for a minute, then, with fume coming out from his nostril and ears, he yelled, "KNNCCCB! You ta chek ta until you become an idiot izzit??!! We can see stars means somebody has stolen our tent lah!"

Hi! I'm Failip Gomer Pile Yeo. I'm a scholar.​

 

[FuckSamLeong]

Re: Ah Beng and Failip Yeo, the A*Star Scholar

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[ScarFace]

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[DOM the Clown]

How do the intelligent 66.6% kill a fish?
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