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You have a black Cock! Yucks!Me is Indian. As black as the ace of spade. Ask @ginfreely she can confirm it and she is very cock-sure.
You have a black Cock! Yucks!Me is Indian. As black as the ace of spade. Ask @ginfreely she can confirm it and she is very cock-sure.
Nah, I don't believe her one bit. Even if it were so, her hymen would've been torn due to the aging process and the lack of skin elasticity.She's a virgin. It may break something inside
Maybe she super glue it back regularly.Nah, I don't believe her one bit. Even if it were so, her hymen would've been torn due to the aging process and the lack of skin elasticity.
Speaking of my cock, I named him Black MambaYou have a black Cock! Yucks!
Hokay, next time I address you as Black Cock!Speaking of my cock, I named him Black Mamba
If he did that, it would be the end of his life as he knew it. A fate worse than death!Why don't you PM her your address? I am sure shes more than happy to meet you in person and throw shit into your face. Lol
Speaking of my cock, I named him Black Mamba
Must be thinking of your Shanghai girl-girl.Sian, pass my sleeping time, can't sleep :(
LolMust be thinking of your Shanghai girl-girl.
Oops!Lol
Just deleted the wechat screenshots. Saw something i didnt smudge out. Haha!
Good night. And I'll leave the "masterbating" to you-know-who.Off to bed, otherwise I will die during my 1 hour treadmill in the morning. Good night Blackie Mamba! Please don't masturbate before you sleep. Lol
i love pig brains....Stupid Chinese beliefs always baffle me. One of the rare occasions that she cooked dinner last evening. I guess she felt good after my "special service" the other day. A spinach dish with century and salted eggs, a plate of sweet and sour pork and a strange looking bowl of soup. “Do you know what this is?” she asked, trying obviously and failing badly to contain her wicked smile. She held out a small bowl full of something that was clearly the brain of an animal. She prodded me again in her shanghainese mandarin “So do you know?” I replied. "I'm not going to eat that thing. It's a pig's brain”. She retorted, "Its good for your brain. It prevents you from developing dementia. You are getting old and forgetful. So, will you eat at least a bit?”. I grudgingly ate some. Well it tasted like pig's liver and had a very jelly feel when you bite into it. Whatever. All I know is eating pig's brain to counter dementia is thr biggest fake news created by Chinese in this world!
After dinner, I said to her "No need to give you "special service" in future. Next time I shall cook you a Thai style bull penis soup so that you can grow a dick to satisfy yourself.
and that's why we suspect is a clone of some old bird....WTM... you only 3 month old... so ya-ya...
The most liked person here; you also dare to
complain... really dun know how to die....
... looonng week end some more... who is going to entertain boss Sam ???
ye... pig brain soups are very nourishing..i love pig brains....
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Saturday 18 May 2019 8:43am. I simply love the sight of greenery and sounds of cricket. Looks like it's going to rain. Wishing all a great rainy and cool day ahead.
She kena banned?
So peaceful today. Haha.You miss her?
Hurricane Gin will hit landfall soon enough. We had better brace ourselvesSo peaceful today. Haha.