The Abalone Show

[yinyang]

a cunning one

dun all linguists hv skillful lips n tongue? ...wat exceptional skills does a cunning linguist has dat a non-cunning linguist does nt? ...

A forked tongue:p

 

[po2wq]

dun all linguists hv skillful lips n tongue? ...

wat exceptional skills does a cunning linguist has dat a non-cunning linguist does nt? ...

a cunning one

A forked tongue:p

me oso consult my downstairs kopitiam ah peks tis question ... tis wat dey tol me ...

a cunning linguist is 1 who specialises in cunning lingos ...

 

[Big Sexy]

i heard it taste better with cunt juice

i love "abalone" :p:p:p

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

What an ignorant person you are.

sounds like one of those white or westernized asian that just looks down on chinese culture.

 

[yinyang]

...consult my downstairs kopitiam ah peks tis question ...
a cunning linguist is 1 who specialises in cunning lingos ...

Your spell check failed you bro... hehehe:p

Reminds me of this ditty. Before king arthur set off for the crusades, he locked his spouse in chastity belt... with a diff, got razor blade 1. Upon his return, he found out to his dismay his trusted staff all speechless (in physical sense).

 

[snrcitizen]

sounds like one of those white or westernized asian that just looks down on chinese culture.

Don't really care if he/she is white/black/brown/green/blue. When he/she posts such intentionally ignorant comments then it is either a sign of bad upbringing or education has failed him/her miserably.

 

[snrcitizen]

Before king arthur set off for the crusades, he locked his spouse in chastity belt... with a diff, got razor blade 1. Upon his return, he found out to his dismay his trusted staff all speechless (in physical sense).

Came across this same joke with a twist in that King Arthur discovered all his knights of the round table with overdone circumcisions except for Sir Lancelot who was speechless.

 

[yinyang]

...same joke with a twist in that King Arthur discovered all his knights of the round table with overdone circumcisions except for Sir Lancelot who was speechless.

Hehe. Yours is (most probably) correct and funnier version. I stand corrected.. ooops, silly pun unintended again. Bad at recalling bar ditties.
:p

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Don't really care if he/she is white/black/brown/green/blue. When he/she posts such intentionally ignorant comments then it is either a sign of bad upbringing or education has failed him/her miserably.

Yeah and dis idiot has to post such comments here and waste the space.

 

[Whats4]

for me to know

ok. i know u possess the skill!!!

 

[toolanliao]

I am amused with the Chinese obsession with this shell fish. I have tried it before at client functions and find it bland and rubbery. Is it supposed to increase the Asian male's sexual prowess?

why don't you continue eating yr tossed salad with yr gay partner and stop disrupting our discussion on abalone.

 

[snrcitizen]

Yeah and dis idiot has to post such comments here and waste the space.

Such is an open forum. Anyone can post anything and of course it also attracts idiots now and again. We can do either one of 2 things:

1. Ignore them - but the idiot might interpret silence as an affirmation of their posts.

2. Tell him/her why he is an idiot.

 

[White Light]

Looks like my "increase Asian male sex performance" remark hit a few raw nerves (pun intended)

 

[yinyang]

Looks like my "increase Asian male sex performance" remark hit a few raw nerves (pun intended)

Nah, that's stroking yourself (pun every intended):p. On your disconnect with libido boost, hope it all didn't go south:p

 

[mscitw]

most of actors/actresses are member of some stupid x'tian cult.

 

[snrcitizen]

Nah, that's stroking yourself (pun every intended):p. On your disconnect with libido boost, hope it all didn't go south:p

Hahahahaaaa! That was funny.

 

[anarkstudio]

Only stupid Sinkie wants to eat canned abalone. In China, the fresh ones are cheap and on one of my trip there, we had 1 large one each in our porridge eaten fresh...

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Only stupid Sinkie wants to eat canned abalone. In China, the fresh ones are cheap and on one of my trip there, we had 1 large one each in our porridge eaten fresh...

That's like saying only sinkees buy oil by the barrels, in saudi arabia i could collect them straight from the ground and it was sooo cheap.

 

[snrcitizen]

Only stupid Sinkie wants to eat canned abalone. In China, the fresh ones are cheap and on one of my trip there, we had 1 large one each in our porridge eaten fresh...

Be careful of poisoning by rare metals like mercury and other pollutants. Have you been to their abalone farms?

 

[toolanliao]

this is the kind of racist fts we have. the same kind that find it strange and commented that we are eating like preying mantis in hawker centres.

no need to be kind to them and make them feel at home really.