Hi Guys, miss the Istana Tales by Scroobal so tried to write a pirated version as an appetiser while waiting for his main course. My command of English is not as good as him and the level of humor is lacking. Hope everyone bears with it 
Episode 1
Behind Istana Guardhouse - 11.30pm, 22C, strong breeze, sound of palm fronds rustling. Yam Ah Mee Clubmix coming from the guardhouse.
Pres: Eh old man, you are late as usual.
Old Man: (Looking disturbed) I just had a big fight with Loong. This boy has been getting out of hand since Choo left us.
Pres: Was it because of the repent remarks you made?
Old Man: I had actually tried to help by saying that the PAP will have 5 years to reflect on the mistakes done but when the words reached the edge of my lips, I just could not control myself...
Pres: I warned you so many times. People are different nowadays. The moment you use your knuckle duster on them, they used the hammer on you.
Old Man: Luckily I was not the biggest loser.
Pres: Yeah, poor Georgie boy
Old Man: NO! I am not referring to him. (Taking a handful of peanuts from his pocket with a
)
Pres: Ah, who was the smart ass who sabotaged him by placing TinTin with him?
Old Man: Well, he had it coming. We had 2 generals coming in and he had to leave me with the finger pointing one.
Pres: Well, at least that boy scratches your balls during the whole campaign
Old Man: Seriously brother, I'm worried. We lost 2 ministers this time round even with me still around. I can't imagine when I'm gone.
Pres: Yes, my heart goes out to Georgie, he is a nice guy, always flying to those 3rd world countries and leaving those lavish trips to Europe for me.
Old Man: Who do you think should take over his portfolio?
Pres: You can give it to Low, let him spend his time flying around the world and in 5 years time, you can pluck the chikus at Hougang and Aljunied at the same time.
Old Man: Are you nuts! That guy cannot even string a proper sentence in English.
Pres: Yeah, but he killed 5 tigers at one go and he taught all the wannabes opposition a big lesson. This is how an election campaign should be run. Frankly speaking, you should not have challenged him to stand in a GRC 5 years ago.
Old Man: Ok stop it! Do you have to keep digging into my wounds?!
Old Man: I thought Mah was a gone case when that madcow came biting and refuses to let go.
Pres: You should thank that babe Nicole. She was the one who actually won the battle for Mah.
Old Man: Ok, enough of all these election shits. I missed the nasi lemak at Tanjong Katong.
Pres: Eh boss, did you bring your money this time round?
Old Man: Bloody hell, you can't even treat me to something nice when I raised your salary so many times over the years?
Pres: Erm...Othman asked about his wig also....
Old Man: :oIo::oIo::oIo:
Episode 1
Behind Istana Guardhouse - 11.30pm, 22C, strong breeze, sound of palm fronds rustling. Yam Ah Mee Clubmix coming from the guardhouse.
Pres: Eh old man, you are late as usual.
Old Man: (Looking disturbed) I just had a big fight with Loong. This boy has been getting out of hand since Choo left us.
Pres: Was it because of the repent remarks you made?
Old Man: I had actually tried to help by saying that the PAP will have 5 years to reflect on the mistakes done but when the words reached the edge of my lips, I just could not control myself...
Pres: I warned you so many times. People are different nowadays. The moment you use your knuckle duster on them, they used the hammer on you.
Old Man: Luckily I was not the biggest loser.
Pres: Yeah, poor Georgie boy
Old Man: NO! I am not referring to him. (Taking a handful of peanuts from his pocket with a
)Pres: Ah, who was the smart ass who sabotaged him by placing TinTin with him?
Old Man: Well, he had it coming. We had 2 generals coming in and he had to leave me with the finger pointing one.
Pres: Well, at least that boy scratches your balls during the whole campaign
Old Man: Seriously brother, I'm worried. We lost 2 ministers this time round even with me still around. I can't imagine when I'm gone.
Pres: Yes, my heart goes out to Georgie, he is a nice guy, always flying to those 3rd world countries and leaving those lavish trips to Europe for me.
Old Man: Who do you think should take over his portfolio?
Pres: You can give it to Low, let him spend his time flying around the world and in 5 years time, you can pluck the chikus at Hougang and Aljunied at the same time.
Old Man: Are you nuts! That guy cannot even string a proper sentence in English.
Pres: Yeah, but he killed 5 tigers at one go and he taught all the wannabes opposition a big lesson. This is how an election campaign should be run. Frankly speaking, you should not have challenged him to stand in a GRC 5 years ago.
Old Man: Ok stop it! Do you have to keep digging into my wounds?!
Old Man: I thought Mah was a gone case when that madcow came biting and refuses to let go.
Pres: You should thank that babe Nicole. She was the one who actually won the battle for Mah.
Old Man: Ok, enough of all these election shits. I missed the nasi lemak at Tanjong Katong.
Pres: Eh boss, did you bring your money this time round?
Old Man: Bloody hell, you can't even treat me to something nice when I raised your salary so many times over the years?
Pres: Erm...Othman asked about his wig also....
Old Man: :oIo::oIo::oIo:
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