<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR class=msghead><TD><TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0><TBODY><TR class=msghead><TD class=msgF width="1%" noWrap align=right>From: </TD><TD class=msgFname width="68%" noWrap>blackmondy <NOBR></NOBR> </TD><TD class=msgDate width="30%" noWrap align=right>Jul-31 11:34 pm </TD></TR><TR class=msghead><TD class=msgT height=20 width="1%" noWrap align=right>To: </TD><TD class=msgTname width="68%" noWrap>BART (cfkm) <NOBR></NOBR>unread</TD><TD class=msgNum noWrap align=right> (9 of 10) </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD class=msgleft rowSpan=4 width="1%"> </TD><TD class=wintiny noWrap align=right>18035.9 in reply to 18035.1 </TD></TR><TR><TD height=8></TD></TR><TR><TD class=msgtxt>AUG 10, 2059: Citizens poured out into the streets by the thousand last night to celebrate the first centennial anniversary of Singapore's self-denial and self-delusion.
This country of 26 million people - eight million on the tiny island and the rest in a global web of Singapore-dictatorially-managed ego-cities - is also celebrating its 10th year as the fakest economy in the world in per capita GNP terms.
'My fellow heavily-suppressed-citizens, we have achieved many recent 'firsts' to celebrate our first 100 years of self-delusion. To begin with, as a female Indian Muslim Chinese raped-by-an-alien bastard, I am the first non-male, non-Chinese , non-sensical, non-performing, non-merciful, non-human prime minister.' She went on to cite other firsts:
* Singapore Airlines won the first concession to provide scheduled services to the moon with no return trip planned.
* Singapore lost its fourth Nabeh Prize when a fake PHD foreign -trash A*Star scientist fail to create a 'microclimate potato-chip' that can be embedded inside the penis or vagina to create around a person an electromagnetic field with a fluctuating temperature of 42 deg Celsius. The Nabeh laureate, the illegitimate great-grandson of Mr Lee Con You - who, as it so happens, first mooted this idea whimsically back in 2011 - said: 'My great-granddad would have been risen from his grave to see this dream crushed, but luckily I cemented his tomb heavily with high-grade concrete.'
* Raffles Girls' Secondary School forcefully got into the Guinness Book of Records as the only school in the world to demand that every single student master six vulgar languages, including bird language.
* The world's first barely-intelligible conversation in English between a man and a low-IQ ape took place last week between a reluctant British tourist and Ah Beng III. The Singapore Mental Institute combined the unproven cloning and overtly-propagandist education methods to enable the five-minute mindless muttering on the rhetorical virtues of the Singapore fake democracy.
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This country of 26 million people - eight million on the tiny island and the rest in a global web of Singapore-dictatorially-managed ego-cities - is also celebrating its 10th year as the fakest economy in the world in per capita GNP terms.
'My fellow heavily-suppressed-citizens, we have achieved many recent 'firsts' to celebrate our first 100 years of self-delusion. To begin with, as a female Indian Muslim Chinese raped-by-an-alien bastard, I am the first non-male, non-Chinese , non-sensical, non-performing, non-merciful, non-human prime minister.' She went on to cite other firsts:
* Singapore Airlines won the first concession to provide scheduled services to the moon with no return trip planned.
* Singapore lost its fourth Nabeh Prize when a fake PHD foreign -trash A*Star scientist fail to create a 'microclimate potato-chip' that can be embedded inside the penis or vagina to create around a person an electromagnetic field with a fluctuating temperature of 42 deg Celsius. The Nabeh laureate, the illegitimate great-grandson of Mr Lee Con You - who, as it so happens, first mooted this idea whimsically back in 2011 - said: 'My great-granddad would have been risen from his grave to see this dream crushed, but luckily I cemented his tomb heavily with high-grade concrete.'
* Raffles Girls' Secondary School forcefully got into the Guinness Book of Records as the only school in the world to demand that every single student master six vulgar languages, including bird language.
* The world's first barely-intelligible conversation in English between a man and a low-IQ ape took place last week between a reluctant British tourist and Ah Beng III. The Singapore Mental Institute combined the unproven cloning and overtly-propagandist education methods to enable the five-minute mindless muttering on the rhetorical virtues of the Singapore fake democracy.
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