Fucking write like a faggort. Trying to be humorous but fell flat. Obviously trying hard to justify the exorbitant cost of paying for the crap meal.
The meal typically comes as part of the air ticket why is he so happy to pay 600 for small doseage of farmed caviar ?
The wine and Dom Perignon are bought cheap and the food is prepared by banglas or pinoys not that chef whose fuck face you see. It’s not the same going to the restaurant to eat something prepared by that chef.
Eat expensive microwave food happy like fuck.