Singapore Political Awards - GE 2011

[Windsor]

Best Clown Award to Lim Swee Say of course. Who else is better?

 

[freedalas]

Best Clown Award to Lim Swee Say of course. Who else is better?

Yes, absolutely. No fight. Not just this GE actually, all past GEs and in between

 

[Conqueror]

Nicole All The Way ! Nicole Highway !

NS kinda able to stimulate me too altho she looks more like a plain jane but when she speaks the world kinda stop n listen...

What you mean is that she's got the X-factor, charm, charisma ? The funny part is ... why fascist news always talk about Kate Spade gettin' the 'most popular' in the internet search thing. Base on what ?

Nicole ! Nicole ! All the way !

 

[freedalas]

Awards shouldn't be given just because someone is pro PAP. For a derisory award, it should be given to someone who contorts and abuses logic for the sake of argument to the point where everything he says is full of bullshit.

For that I nominate myo539 and Goh Meng Seng (one politician, one non-politician). Maybe you can call it the cyber warrior award or something more derisory.

But for anyone to be pro-PAP, he or she would have to contort and abuse logic for the sake of argument to the point wherething said is full of bullshit. That's a given. What we should be nominating who does this to the worst extent. And Leongsam comes first to mind

 

[Conqueror]

Moe

Hi Tracy

Can we also have a periphereal award to go with this GE2011 awards just for the fun of it? I mean for those who though are not politicans and did not take part directly in the GE itself but yet played a big part. If u agree and to kick things off, I nominate Mr Leongsam as the The Biggest PAP Balls Carrier Award for GE 2011. Thanks

You mean this Moe Leong Sum is a PAP voter ah ? But, sometime ago, I thought he said that he hated PAP because of his friends predicaments caused by the fascist's evil policies. Is he still of a right mind or he's still on the fence all these whiles.

 

[freedalas]

Re: Moe

You mean this Moe Leong Sum is a PAP voter ah ? But, sometime ago, I thought he said that he hated PAP because of his friends predicaments caused by the fascist's evil policies. Is he still of a right mind or he's still on the fence all these whiles.

Dunno leh, of late, seems to be willing to die even for the PAP. Defend them vigorously especially the Old Fart . Ask Tracy, she encountered him most on this thread.

 

[zeddy]

Re: Moe

He richly deserved the title SBF Clown / Moron of the year Award..

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[freedalas]

Re: Moe

He richly deserved the title SBF Clown / Moron of the year Award..

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Yup. No one can beat him to that. Actually just looking at his face without him opening his mouth already know he is the outright winner

 

[TracyTan866]

Hi Tracy

I second HedgeTrader's nomination for Yee JL as Best SMC candidate. While it's true that Mrs Chiam lost most narrowly, but in terms of performance, political acumen, real substance, passion and self belief, Yee was indeed the best. Mrs Chiam narrowest loss was mainly due to Mr Chiam's legacy rather than her ability. You can tell that even for her maiden speech in Parliament, she was just reading off what was written for her. As for YSL's victory in Hougang, it's not that he's no good, but the reality is that it was also due in part to LTK's legacy and prior years of hard work by YSL years before this GE. But for Yee to do so well in just a short time in a constituency not held previously by WP, it's indeed a feat. Best of all, many Joo Chiat residents will tell u that Yee is a real gentleman, he fights his election on issues and not on personalities, a ready listener, many of them endeared to him very quickly. He has taken on the a very specialised role of voicing the SME's problems and concerns in Parliament, which had been a void till now.

Looks like YJJ deserves the Award

Revised List (17) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
Best Actor - LHL
Best Supporting Actor - LBH
Best Alternative Party SMC Candidate - YJJ
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????

 

[TracyTan866]

Hi TT,

1. Vincent W is most eloquent. His short speech at the nomination centre was noteworthy.

2. Blooper? The voters' response elicited by his comments suggested otherwise.

Just my 2 cents that's all.

Good suggestion

Revised List (18) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
Best Actor - LHL
Best Supporting Actor - LBH
Best Alternative Party SMC Candidate - YJJ
Most Eloquent - VW
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????

 

[TracyTan866]

Hi TT

Thinking about Clone's suggestion for Vincent W most eloquent award, I think we should also have the Most Despicable Act Award. And this should be for Vivian Balakrishnan who subtly suggests to voters that Vincent W is gay. And then pretend not to pursue the matter after some disquiet was caused, for he knew that the damage to Vincent W's standing had already been done. It was a calculated cunning move, a below-the-belt tactic. Truly despicable.

Great suggestion. It fits VB perfectly. He must have been advised by GCT to fight fair. VB lacks political acumen. If he had pursued with his despicable stance, there wld have been a severe backlash like what Aljunied heroes did to LKY.

Revised List (18) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
Best Actor - LHL
Best Supporting Actor - LBH
Best Alternative Party SMC Candidate - YJJ
Most Eloquent - VW
Most Despicable - VB
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????

 

[TracyTan866]

Re: 放生

For this MILF, 放生 lah. Got so many chio bus and you must die die want this one meh. Let go lah ! There are so many around, I'm afraid the guys here may not have enough ammo to go around. That's my greatest fear.

Dont understand your message...It was not me who wanted Amy Khor..so what's your point?

 

[TracyTan866]

Not a fair comparison. Lily Neo is classy is her own way and its also how she carries herself. Of course in terms of looks alone there are prettier flowers like NS, Angela Oon and Glenda. Then again the younger ones don't have the level of finesse and elegance. LN has a radiance that sends my hormones raging at times.

good point..So, LN shd get the Lao Chio Award

Revised List (19) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
Best Actor - LHL
Best Supporting Actor - LBH
Best Alternative Party SMC Candidate - YJJ
Most Eloquent - VW
Most Despicable - VB
Lao Chio - LN
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????

 

[TracyTan866]

Re: CSJ Has Got The Guts

If you are like me who is constantly talking about Freedom, Equality, Individual Rights, etc. then you will pick CSJ. The educated folks with conscience will want to be seen with him. On the hand, if you are a Teochew speaking folk, you may choose LTK. CST ? Strange ... what kind of category ? The 1970s black and white tv watchers ?

LKY ? Like Marcos or Suharto, sure got authoritarian supporters lah. Not me, definitely.

Excellent suggestion for CSJ..Shall I change it to Freedom Fighter Award...That's CSJ

Revised List (19) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
Best Actor - LHL
Best Supporting Actor - LBH
Best Alternative Party SMC Candidate - YJJ
Most Eloquent - VW
Most Despicable - VB
Lao Chio - LN
Freedom Fighter - CSJ
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????

 

[TracyTan866]

Best Clown Award to Lim Swee Say of course. Who else is better?

There was a nomination for Clown Award to Desmond Lim...You made a good point...So shd we change the winner to LSS?

 

[TracyTan866]

Yes, absolutely. No fight. Not just this GE actually, all past GEs and in between

Good point...but this award is mainly for GE 2011..I think Desmond fits the bill for this award. LSS beats Desmond hands down as the biggest political clown recently...Maybe we shd recognise LSS for his clowing throughout his poltical career..better, betterer, betterest and honour him with a title better than Desmond's..."Clown Emeritius" Award goes to LSS

Revised List (19) of Award Winners

Best GRC Team - WP's Aljunied GRC
Star Find - CSM
Blooper Find - TPL
Most Positive Percentage Swing - NSP (+12%)
Most Negative Percentage Swing - PAP (-6.5%)
Most Seats Gained - WP (+5 seats)
Most Seats Lost By Incumbent - PAP (-4 seats)
Most Popular Male - CSM
Most Popular Female - NS
Male Blooper - LKY (ALJ residents will repent for 5yrs)
Female Blooper - TPL (Greatest regret in life is not bringing her mum to U Studio)
Blooper Team - Independent TP GRC Team (35secs late)
Most Eloquent Male - CSM
Most Eloquent Female - NS
Most Prominent Male Loser - GY
Most Prominent Female Loser - LHH
Most Improved Candidate - YSL
Most Improved Party - WP
Most Declined Party - PAP and SPP
Most Slacker Team - NTS's TP GRC Team (for being 35secs late)
Youngest Male Candidate - AT
Youngest Female Candidate- NS
Oldest Candidate - LKY
Special Recognition Award- Aljunied GRC Residents
CFM Looks - FMH
Most Enigmatic Politican - GMS
Greatest Fumbler Award- GCT
Most Attention Seeking Award - DL
Cry Baby Award - LBH
Most Stressed Up Award - LHL
"Houdini" Award - ST
Great Demotions - LKY, GCT, WKS, MBT, RL
Ms Photogenic - NS
Clown - DL
Clown Emeritius - LSS
Casanova -ST
Most Disappointing Candidate - KJ
Best Actor - LHL
Best Supporting Actor - LBH
Best Alternative Party SMC Candidate - YJJ
Most Eloquent - VW
Most Despicable - VB
Lao Chio - LN
ChioBu - ????
Mr Singapore GE 2011 - ????
Ms Singapore GE 2011 - ????

 

[Fook Seng]

Best Clown Award to Lim Swee Say of course. Who else is better?

Yes. But it should be called the "Bestestest Award".

 

[Windsor]

Yes. But it should be called the "Bestestest Award".

I think we should just give the award without screwing up our English. But we can give him another award for the worst English Speaker.

 

[TracyTan866]

I think we should just give the award without screwing up our English. But we can give him another award for the worst English Speaker.

Does Clown Emeritius sum up what LSS did..his speech, his actions and his thoughts?

 

[ahkow]

You guys forgotten about chia Shi Lu. He turned on nomination day and straightway became MP. Give him an instant MP award!