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SG Tourist attractions always fail. Why?

myfoot123

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If I am a tourist to get away from my country to somewhere quiet, would I choose to sqeeze and spend my money in an overly crowded and hot island and see sulky faces with lousy services? Even if bali were the target of terrorist, its attraction never die. Tourist spot has to be some quiet place for getaway and not filled with madness.
 

Einfield

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I am thinking we can have an army theme park where paying visitors get to shoot weapons, play laser tag in FIBUA Village and drive around in a Leopard tank.

Otherwise our SAF is for NDP only.

I think one of the formal Russian state thought of that already, you can even fly the MIG 29 for a right price.
 

kchunjeng

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in Business..

Water too clear , there is no fish.
Human too clean, there is no money.
System too rigid, there is no innovative.
 

johnny333

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in Business..

Water too clear , there is no fish.
Human too clean, there is no money.
System too rigid, there is no innovative.


Also got too many parasites up there.

How to support so many wannabe multi-millionaires.

Even old man expects millions for doing nothing :rolleyes:
 

myfoot123

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Also got too many parasites up there.

How to support so many wannabe multi-millionaires.

Even old man expects millions for doing nothing :rolleyes:

and Singaporeans have to pay an expensive ordinary prata because pap said so. No wonder prataman is sucking pappy toe.
 

eQuipment

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no spectacular reasons for angmo to visit sg. if they want beer, they got enuf beer in their own motherland to fill the rivers. if they want shopping, they got plenty of shopping & svc with smile in other places. if they want to see mountains, m'sia, indon, thailand, vietnam, myanmar all have mountains, here only got mt faber - which is the size of a molehill. if they want to see blue or clear seas, our's only m&d colour seas. if they wanna be topless, here kena warning for indecent exposure.

lidat how to enjoy?
 

1sickpuppy

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I am thinking we can have an army theme park where paying visitors get to shoot weapons, play laser tag in FIBUA Village and drive around in a Leopard tank.

Otherwise our SAF is for NDP only.

Happened in Canada already :smile: 1 of my friends who migrated there brough his youngest son that did not serve NS there to show him what was army and me for fun. We paid $20CAN for a colour pallet gun or $50Can to drive a colour Pallet tank. Was damn fun :smile: damn those canadian kids out flanked us and kick 2 ex reservist tankees but hehe:o
 

1sickpuppy

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no spectacular reasons for angmo to visit sg. if they want beer, they got enuf beer in their own motherland to fill the rivers. if they want shopping, they got plenty of shopping & svc with smile in other places. if they want to see mountains, m'sia, indon, thailand, vietnam, myanmar all have mountains, here only got mt faber - which is the size of a molehill. if they want to see blue or clear seas, our's only m&d colour seas. if they wanna be topless, here kena warning for indecent exposure.

lidat how to enjoy?

I can only think of 1 thing that ang mohs would want to come is the SPGs. Those sluts are willing to open their CCB for any ang moh's LJ :p
 

kchunjeng

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Up to today, The tourism authority don't even know exactly what the Angmo, japanese, malaysian, european, american, chinese, indon, Pino, Hongkiss, thai, british, spanish, german, etc etc WANT !!

They based on what they themselves want.. so today.. we are in deep shit !!
 

Kuailan

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Tang Dynasty, Asian Village, Haw Par Villa, SG Flyer and most probably the casinos.

Why? What are we doing wrong? Please advise.

With 3 big tomb stone that's coming up soon it will bring bad news
to Sickapoor!! Before the 3 tomb stone is up it's doom!:oIo:
 

i_am_belle

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this damn place is a barren island packed to the rafters with people ... what is there for a tourist to enjoy ? :o

everything artificial ... why goto bird park waterfall when one can see niagara ?

why goto tang village when one can take a short plane trip to china ? :confused:

singapore shd promote itself as a business convention centre, or a medical hub, not a tourist resort ... hepatologist brady barr was bitten by a large python in an indonesian cave, had first aid in indonesia but was transported to a singapore hospital for antibiotics & further treatment ...

there are so many nice tourist places in neighbouring/other countries - beaches in m'sia, nightlife in bangkok, scenery in yunnan, hotsprings in japan, historic buildings in europe, rest & relaxation in perth ... singapore ? crowded with rude ppl with no manners ... u wanna come here ? :eek:

SENTOSA - So Expensive & Nothing TO See Also ... :mad:
 
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