Samples/Examples of poor English

[boundThunter]

Who the fuck cares you have lousy engrish ????

 

[SamuelStalin]

You see, Sporn fuck, there's nothing to be so proud of for a Chinese, an Asian, to be very good in a Western language when he cannot even form conversational sentences in Mandarin.

And I bet you losers phouse2, yansen84 and scroobal, aren't really ACS people and you do not possess the skill to compose poems unlike me (to some extent) and my friend SamuraiSama (he came here with a similar nick but he's now outside enjoying life and hardly comes in unlike you fuddy duddies), much less write like Westerners with their colorful, lively expressions ie "you're gonna get some", "let the chips fall where they may" etc. None of you have the ability to. Nope.

Also you morons say Americans corrupt the language, but that's not totally true (even though they make incredible mistakes like "dieing" for "dying" but that's mostly the very young and the hillbillies).

When I go to a British or an international forum I can write much more colorfully too thanks to their influence, but when I come to this forum with you pseudo-intellectual Sporn fucks blowing high literary airs and all (as if you peasant fools have really made it so big in life with all those), I actually find myself constrained in form, and my position, clumsy, much.

The key things I keep in mind when coming to a place like this are to have fun and also, not to be intimidated in the slightest by you fakes from the so-called "best schools". I came from a decent school myself, the letter I say it begins close to X. It's not your humble neighborhood school definitely, but of course there are those of humble schooling who can speak quite well too let's not underwrite them just yet.

Lastly, my comprehensively unparalleled and absolutely irreproachable views of you three jokes especially, are the exact same as Dr. Edward Challenger's views of those so-called self-declared "experts" in whatever discipline they had chosen to undertake.

 

[ilovechery]

If you go to stinking PRC, u will ecperience even more poor command of english!!

 

[Baimi]

understooded.....oops.

 

[Baimi]

totaled or totalled
fulfil or fulfill
information or informations
no horning or honking

 

[yinyang]

totaled or totalled
fulfil or fulfill
information or informations
no horning or honking

Isn't that more of mispell?

Totaled (not totalled)
No plural for informations
And isn't horning quite different from honking?:p

 

[yinyang]

..I came from a decent school myself, the letter I say it begins close to X. It's not your humble neighborhood school definitely, but of course there are those of humble schooling who can speak quite well too let's not underwrite them just yet.
Lastly, my comprehensively unparalleled and absolutely irreproachable views of you three jokes especially, are the exact same as Dr. Edward Challenger's views of those so-called self-declared "experts" in whatever discipline they had chosen to undertake.

Bro SS, take your point on good english is not just limited to those "elite" schools. But surely you mean not write off them just yet (as opposed to underwrite)?

And your use of adverbs on your (self-praise?) adjectives is quite something else.:p

PS: Your unrelentless use of bold red font maybe eye catching, but can give some of us conjunctivitis. Isn't a given that bold (red at that) font is a no-no on internet protocol (almost shouting), unless for emphasis?

 

[Ramseth]

There're also some examples of bad Chinese that have become inducted into standardized language usage, e.g.:

饭店 ("fandian" - literally shop that sells cooked rice dishes) and 酒店 ("jiudian" - shop that sells alcoholic beverages) means hotel in modern Chinese; 酒家 ("jiujia" - house of alcohol) and 酒楼 ("jiulou" - multi-storeyed house of alcohol) means restaurant in modern Chinese, regardless of whether the customer takes alcohol or the place actually stocks or serves alcohol or not.

 

[jw5]

Bro, I had one sitting in front of me on a flight, endlessly grumbling about service, food, etc. Nearly stabbed myself with a folk.

In front of you on a plane?
Easy, just kick her chair every once in a while. Remember to always look innocent.

 

[jw5]

u sure u werent hearing echos ? chos ...

No, I'm sure it was not not.