Rhymin' Is Fun

[jw5]

A long long time ago and in a land far far away
A boy started a forum for folks to have their say
It’s meant for the common man a place for all and sundry
He tried to think of a good name and finally thought of samy

 

[jw5]

Self or country, was a timely reminder
A loss of words, was all he could muster
A good thing for us he didn't speak long
To our horror, he might break into song

 

[jw5]

Despite advantage in height
The wooden one, was once his slight
Even in your mutual blight
You would forgive the unkind spite

 

[JHolmesJr]

Sam Leong, is this lobotomised futhermucking retard a paying customer on this forum?

Can any amount of money be worth having to look at his abject nonsense?

Hoping you will do the right thing.

 

[Hawkeye1819]

Eeewwwwww! Homosexual poetry!

 

[looneytan]

... and I thought rimming is fun

 

[kopluncle]

I am a Ball
And I am filled with Gore
They say I am Raw
And I agree with them All

Pass?

 

[kopluncle]

There was a man
His name is Debonerman
He likes to fantasize about Gays
And soon was a Gone Case

Swee boh TS Master?

 

[Sammy]

My England No good. Ah Scroo say I cannot debate. I is here to improve england, can I try?

He are a Dog
We is a Rock
The Dog are Mad
We is Glad.

Can make it for Debate? I are trying beri hard liao...:*:

 

[kopluncle]

My England No good. Ah Scroo say I cannot debate. I is here to improve england, can I try?

He are a Dog
We is a Rock
The Dog are Mad
We is Glad.

Can make it for Debate? I are trying beri hard liao...:*:

Leongsam will whack you upside down and sent you to moderation. Your English is really atrocious!!! :oIo:

 

[EmperorLee]

There is a Spy
His name is Sly
The day he Dies
We will all be High.

beware... lots of his clones and cronies around talking to one another...

 

[wikiphile]

Post of words to rhyme,
A haiku shows clearer thoughts,
Succint and saves time.

 

[AhMeng]

Ah Meng also wanna participate...

A Monkey saw a Snake
The Snake has many Heads
One by One they lined up in a Row
And the Monkey kick them till their Asses Glow

 

[Asterix]

Me thinks not essential to rhyme
Words are for transmitting ideas
Remember concepts are prime
Wasted if kena mental diarrhea

If rhyme you must please google
Tools to help fine tune thy bugle
Will emerge at light speed on screen
Finer quack than me yet to be seen


Disclaimer: Moi only bothered to look up "rhyming dictionary" 'cos dat Kopi Fart said my doggerels don't rhyme like his do in a primary school way.

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Remember to say yo yo before rhyming

 

[AhMeng]

Remember to say yo yo before rhyming

Ok sir..

Yo Yo, How are You Today?
Yo Yo, He calls You Gay.

Yo Yo, How are You Today?
Yo Yo, Everyone who disobey him is Gay.

whahahahahahaha

 

[AhMeng]

Another Yo Yo...

Yo Yo, I bumpz this Thread
Yo Yo, He sees it as a Threat

Yo Yo, I bumpz this Thread
Yo Yo, He is exposed as the Rat

whahahahahaha

 

[AhMeng]

now i got another one

Yo Yo, He asks Dragon, How is your Day?
Yo Yo, Dragon says He is very "Sway"

Yo Yo, He asks Dragon, Why You so "Sway"?
Yo Yo, Dragon says I am being Slayed.

Good boh?

 

[po2wq]

...
A Monkey saw a Snake
The Snake has many Heads
One by One they lined up in a Row
And the Monkey kick them till their Asses Glow

so, it muz b a snake wif many heads n many asses ...

 

[AhMeng]

so, it muz b a snake wif many heads n many asses ...

Yo Yo, why you call the Snake an Ass
Yo Yo, the Snake might bite Your Ass

Yo Yo, the Snake needs some rest
Yo Yo, We will slaughter the rest

whahahahhaha

Good boh?