President : Economy is bad, people are suffering. How much reserves we have there to help?
PM : Reserves are not for helping people. Reserves are for helping ourselves because our salary bills are very high, and for helping cover our risky investments.
President : We can't be helping ourselves and yet not helping people.
PM : We're hardworking and deserve the money. If you help people, they become lazy and stop working.
President : Why then are we making risky investments?
PM : No pain no gain, high risk high reward.
President : Be that as it may, surely there must be enough to spare to help people. How much is there exactly?
PM : It'd take quite sometime to tally up the figures.
President : How long? Can I have the figures by next week?
PM : Well, perhaps by next millennium, many manhours, you know.