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hahaha...somebody said only kuku pple will want to be the mod...
who can be more kuku than kukubird???
so the answer is obvious......
 
hahaha...ah Ram, u are back...where is my gugu????

How the hell I know where's Tracy now? I'm the type that take no prisoner. By the way, seems like every other nick is becoming a clone of every other nick nowadays. You better stick to your job and tell the time, at every hour, pop out to kuku...kuku...maybe at the right time and kuku chime, Tracy will come back.
 
How the hell I know where's Tracy now? I'm the type that take no prisoner. By the way, seems like every other nick is becoming a clone of every other nick nowadays. You better stick to your job and tell the time, at every hour, pop out to kuku...kuku...maybe at the right time and kuku chime, Tracy will come back.
hahaha......somebody said that since you went missing, i had becum more kuku.....
 
hahaha......somebody said that since you went missing, i had becum more kuku.....

Must be Scroobal, he thinks you're a clock and I'm a Teflon pan. Be that as it may or not, clock and pan are necessities in furnishings. ;)
 
thanks, jeewee 5, i enjoy this write up.cheers!

The guy who ran the town's "horse-taxi" service was Krafty.
Some people liked him, some sympathised with him, others mocked him.
Krafty was convinced that the head bandit, a horrible old man, was after him, but few believed him.
What was more likely was that another bandit, an extremely low ranking and insignificant individual, had crossed swords with him in the past, and Krafty could not forget it.
Krafty spoke frequently about leaving the town, but he either didn't or left and always came back. :o
He didn't want to join the posse initially, but when he found that the low ranking guy was there, he decided to join.
Btw, some people suspected that there was something going on between the low ranking bandit and a woman from the town, since she would frequently mention his name while walking about in the town.

That woman's name was cass888.
As she was wealthy and married to a high ranking bandit, she thought she could behave however she wanted in the town, and would occasionally hurl abuses and vulgarities at the townspeople. Some could not even believe that she was a woman. :o
She was constantly worried that the townspeople would find out who her high ranking bandit husband was, but actually, nobody gave a shit.
The nosey cynical bartender jw5 and cass888 hated each other. They had crossed swords once, after cass888 had hurled abuses at the tavern's patrons after a particular bad day.
From then on, whenever cass888 came in for a drink, the bartender would add a little something special in it. :D
She would never join the posse, dont forget, her husband was one of them.
 
Movie Title: Sammyville: The Search For Sam

Cast Of Characters:

Those In The Posse:

No Faith (leading actor, former nerdy clerk turned sheriff and posse recruiter and posse member)
Wuqi256 (leading actor, sheriff recruited by No Faith on bartender's recommendation)
Zhihau (supporting actor, deputy sheriff)
Cooleo (renegage gunman, tried to kick the sheriff in the balls but missed)
Papsmearer (renegade gunman, buddy of Cooleo's) :o
po2wq (former schoolteacher and communications specialist)
Wikiphile (retired army man and enthusiastic volunteer)
Streetsmart73 (hi there) :o
Krafty (town's horse taxi service provider)
Clinton666 (abusive guy first one shot)

Those who stayed in town:

Singveld (volunteered for sheriff but left because the posse was late) :o
Postnew (putting up wanted posters)
Middaydog (choosing cowboy hat)
Equalisation (town drunk)
Scroobal (retired advisor to the mayor, strategist for his release)
Char Azn (pompous character in top hat and blue suit, always looking at his timepiece)
Tonychat (town irritant)
SIFU (Tonychat's nemesis)
Leetabar (guy who talks to himself)
Maximilian Chua-Heng (tiger fan) :o played by Simon Yam
Jah Rastafar (went to fight the injuns)
KNNBCCB (went to fight teh injuns)
Windsor (town grocery shop owner)
cass888 (vulgar wife of one of the bandits)
Ramseth/Forvendet (town's fishy character) :o
jw5 (town's nosey cynical bartender) played by Kevin Bacon
leongsam (town's mayor captured by bandits)
miss charlotte (ex squeeze of our hero no faith)
miss jasmine (ex target of our anti hero leetabar)
miss chatiporn (current squeeze of maximilian chua-heng) played by Kelly Lin


it's jah_rastafar_i for you.

So when will my scene come?

What about the town gets invaded by a score of smelly scum bag injuns and they were all promptly shot dead bull's eye ala british vs zulu war style.
 
it's jah_rastafar_i for you.

So when will my scene come?

What about the town gets invaded by a score of smelly scum bag injuns and they were all promptly shot dead bull's eye ala british vs zulu war style.

My apologies.
Your role in this first movie is a small one, I'm afraid. With KNNBCCB.
But the second movie could possibly be called: "Sammyville II: Gunfight at Ah Neh Coral".
You would probably be the leading man in that, so choose the actor to play u carefully.
 
My apologies.
Your role in this first movie is a small one, I'm afraid. With KNNBCCB.
But the second movie could possibly be called: "Sammyville II: Gunfight at Ah Neh Coral".
You would probably be the leading man in that, so choose the actor to play u carefully.

Smells like a pungent sequel. Sequels tend to do poorly.

If the 2nd movie was fighting with the kelings we would have some characters like the screwball actually rooting for them playing the evil mastermind.
 
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Smells like a pungent sequel. Sequels tend to do poorly.

If the 2nd movie was fighting with the kelings we would have some characters like the screwball actually rooting for them playing the evil mastermind.

Mission Impossible and Harry Potter sequels were good though
 
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Smells like a pungent sequel. Sequels tend to do poorly.

If the 2nd movie was fighting with the kelings we would have some characters like the screwball actually rooting for them playing the evil mastermind.

That's why the actors need to be the same and why I asked u to choose the actor who plays u carefully.

We're not going to have a wonderful movie like "The Sting" starring Redford and Newman, and "The Sting II" starring Jackie Gleason.
 
Batman sequels also not bad. Not classic level but consistently around watchable level.
 
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