Paid Shit Times article gets mocked by netizen!

[micromachine]

https://tinyurI.com/y25xpr7m

 

[Balls2U]

In the past, every morning when I go to school or work, I would see at least 15-20 stacks of the Shitty Times lying at the lift lobby waiting to be distributed to the various households who had ordered them. Nowadays, I only see 2-3 stacks. The job of newspaper deliveryman will soon be obsolete.

 

[gingerlyn]

In the past, every morning when I go to school or work, I would see at least 15-20 stacks of the Shitty Times lying at the lift lobby waiting to be distributed to the various households who had ordered them. Nowadays, I only see 2-3 stacks. The job of newspaper deliveryman will soon be obsolete.

Newspaper man should use this network to deliver milk, eggs, breakfast etc

 

[Cottonmouth]

With this fat cheebye in charge. Just wait to die.

 

[laksaboy]

Shitty Times has gone downhill ever since Ng Yat Chung became SPH's CEO. The bar was already very low, but he made it even lower.

 

[Scrooball (clone)]

Delivering newspaper is like selling a fax machine.

 

[glockman]

Going forward, I see three possible scenarios for shit times.

-pap allows SPH to stop being their mouth piece, and report fair, balanced and unbiased news that do not insult the reader's intelligence
-mandate that each household must subscribe. In this case, they will stand to lose more votes
-close the fucking company down

 

[Cottonmouth]

Going forward, I see three possible scenarios for shit times.

-pap allows SPH to stop being their mouth piece, and report fair, balanced and unbiased news that do not insult the reader's intelligence
-mandate that each household must subscribe. In this case, they will stand to lose more votes
-close the fucking company down

The 3rd possibility is most likely, but my dog would need something to shit on.

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

Going forward, I see three possible scenarios for shit times.

-pap allows SPH to stop being their mouth piece, and report fair, balanced and unbiased news that do not insult the reader's intelligence
-mandate that each household must subscribe. In this case, they will stand to lose more votes
-close the fucking company down

fourth scenario
no more print version
all e version
lots of cost savings in materials and ink and retrench more people in the print side to save even more money

 

[Cottonmouth]

fourth scenario
no more print version
all e version
lots of cost savings in materials and ink and retrench more people in the print side to save even more money

Will Fatty Chung keep Sumiko that flat slut?

 

[glockman]

The 3rd possibility is most likely, but my dog would need something to shit on.

That's true. My bird cage needs a bottom lining.

 

[mojito]

Going forward, I see three possible scenarios for shit times.

-pap allows SPH to stop being their mouth piece, and report fair, balanced and unbiased news that do not insult the reader's intelligence
-mandate that each household must subscribe. In this case, they will stand to lose more votes
-close the fucking company down

Silly man you three scene all wrong. The general is there to purge the dead wood reduce operating cost. It will be buy out by Temasek mark my words.

 

[glockman]

fourth scenario
no more print version
all e version
lots of cost savings in materials and ink and retrench more people in the print side to save even more money

It's pointless if they keep publishing trash, print or e-version.

 

[kaninabuchaojibye]

It's pointless if they keep publishing trash, print or e-version.

61% don't regard it as trash
mind u, they do still have 61% following

 

[glockman]

Silly man you three scene all wrong. The general is there to purge the dead wood reduce operating cost. It will be buy out by Temasek mark my words.

The general himself is the dead wood.

 

[mojito]

The general himself is the dead wood.

He eat and eat dead wood for break fast lunch and diner. A useful white. That why he so fat. Guess what is he?

 

[glockman]

He eat and eat dead wood for break fast lunch and diner. A useful white. That why he so fat. Guess what is he?

Either this

or this

 

[Loofydralb]

Going forward, I see three possible scenarios for shit times.

-pap allows SPH to stop being their mouth piece, and report fair, balanced and unbiased news that do not insult the reader's intelligence
-mandate that each household must subscribe. In this case, they will stand to lose more votes
-close the fucking company down

There is another alternative. We know PAP will never let go of trying to control the msm. But this time they will move into socmed.
One of the outfits That they will possibly acquire a big influence is mothership.
From its reporting, mothership appears to be moving in tandem with PAP messaging.

 

[micromachine]

SPH dont even dare to reveal fatty ng's celery, why so secretive?

 

[bonds]

Going forward, I see three possible scenarios for shit times.

-pap allows SPH to stop being their mouth piece, and report fair, balanced and unbiased news that do not insult the reader's intelligence
-mandate that each household must subscribe. In this case, they will stand to lose more votes
-close the fucking company down

K.N.N.

Balls2U was right.
Rast time can see stacks of newspapers everywhere.

Limpeh can puts table by roadside sells newspaper earning 6.9 cents per kopi.
So many many other LauAhPeks stand around to see 4D results.
Maybe @sweetiepie Uncle was among them.?

Limpeh can collect newspapers for karang-guni.
KNN -- now, how to earn these Sextra money????.