Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine

[yinyang]

Dressing up, benchmark :p

Somewhere else

 

[yinyang]

N Korea produces 1st smart phone

 

[Wayne Piew]

World view


Looking inside

Uncle Sam's view of Asia :p

Uncle Sam's view of Europe

You have conveniently missed out the world view of Donald Trump, the next President-Elect of the USA.
You must be a Fanboy of Hillary.:p

 

[yinyang]

You have conveniently missed out the world view of Donald Trump, the next President-Elect of the USA. You must be a Fanboy of Hillary.:p

WP, nice view :p -and appreciate your dropping by. On Trump, EIU has now branded him as next global threat (akin to ISIS)
No apologist for Hillary, but oh a 70 year old president?

 

[yinyang]

Trump, trumped?

A group of gun control advocates from the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence hold a small protest against Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump in front of Trump Tower in New York. The group gathered in response to a recent comment by Trump where he claimed that he could shoot some one on Fifth Avenue and not lose any voters.PHOTO BY EPA

 

[yinyang]

 

[yinyang]

Rubber cheque, bounced?:p

 

[yinyang]

New Mexico toilet roll:p

 

[yinyang]

#4 son

 

[yinyang]

Ah Beng's monday blues :p

Ah Beng standing below a light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light!'

On a romantic date, Ah Beng' 's gf asked him:
'Darling, On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure, What's your phone no.?'

Ah Beng found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
He replied, what ever u order first will come first.

A Teacher told all her students to write an essay about a cricket match.
All the students got busy writing except Ah Beng.
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'

Ah Beng & wife bought coffee at a shop.
Ah Beng drank it quickly before it got cold.
His wife ask why did he drink it so fast?
Ah Beng: Hot coffee cost $5 & cold cost $10.

What happens when Ah Beng's wife delivers twins????
He did not sleep d whole night thinking who is the father of the second child.

Manager asked Ah Beng at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Ah Beng replied:
P-O-S-T-B-O-X.

After returning from a foreign trip, Ah Beng asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! But Why?
Ah Beng: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?

Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, and it caught fire, how will you escape?
Ah Beng: it's simple. I will stop my Imagination!!!

Ah Beng enquired about his bill from his mobile provider, How much?
Call centre girl: Sir, just dial 123 to know your current bill status.
Ah Beng: Stupid! not my CURRENT BILL, my MOBILE BILL.

Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA, RAM, GANDHI and BUDDHA?"
Ah Beng: "All are born on government holidays..!

Sir: What is the difference between an Orange and an Apple?
Ah Beng: The color of an orange is Orange, but the color of an Apple is not APPLE

 

[yinyang]

Ah Lian's turn:p

Another ah Lian Joke :

Effect of Whatsapp on the english language


Peter & Laxmi on watsapp :


Peter : Hi dear.
Laxmi :

Peter : how are you .??
Laxmi :

Peter : missing me..?
Laxmi :

Peter : I'm not feeling well...
Laxmi :

Peter : How was your day..???
Laxmi :

Peter : are you busy.??
Laxmi : ✔
Peter : Why ?? What are you doing ??
Laxmi:

Peter : is there anyone near you..??
Laxmi :
Peter : why don't you reply in words? Why are you using smiley faces?
Laxmi :-

Peter : I heard you failed in English ??
Laxmi: Who telled you ? It is unpossible.. I went to saw the resalt yestathey... I Passed away


Peter : hmmm lets go back to smileys pls

Laxmi:- ok dear, God blast you.

 

[Legolad]

Singaporeans from all walks of life, who have waited their whole lives for this day, are raising their voices jubilantly and pumping their fists into the air as they collectively shout “Chee by-election!” with utmost enthusiasm.
This after the Singapore Democratic Party announced that its chief Chee Soon Juan will run as a candidate for the upcoming Bukit Batok by-election.
One Singaporean, Gong Pai Wei, said he will celebrate this occasion by shouting non-stop: “Chee by-election! Chee by-election!”
“I can’t wait for this Chee by-election to get started!”
Other Singaporeans said a Chee by-election is what happens when a PAP MP gets involved with another woman who is not his wife.


http://newnation.sg/2016/03/sporean...-christens-electoral-battle-a-cheebyelection/

 

[yinyang]

Cuban cigar, Obama? :p

 

[yinyang]

Dig at Najib's reform :p

 

[yinyang]

Respect or suspect?

 

[yinyang]

Recent buffet syndrome of PRCs in LOS :p

 

[yinyang]

Brussel pee:p

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Hell yeah it is in real life too

 

[Jah_rastafar_I]

Anyone tried this yet?

 

[yinyang]

Anyone tried this yet?

Ward off the MIW?:p That's taking accolades too far