THEY WALK AMONG US !
> Some guy bought a new fridge for his house.
> To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front yard and hung a SIGN ON IT saying :
> ' Free to good home. You want it, you take it.'
> For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice.
> He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal.
>
> SO HE CHANGED THE SIGN TO READ : ' FRIDGE FOR SALE $ 50. '
> The next day someone stole it!
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> They walk amongst us !
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> One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted.....
> " Look at that dead bird ! "
> Someone looked up at the sky and said..." Where ? "
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> THEY WALK AMONG US !
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> While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because
> he didn't want the sun waking him up every morning.
> She asked, ' Does the sun rise in the north ? '
>
> MY BROTHER EXPLAINED THAT THE SUN RISES IN THE EAST AND HAS FOR SOME TIME.
>
> She shook her head and said, ' Oh, I don't keep up with all that stuff. '
> They Walk Among Us !
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> My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the
> sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
> She drove down in a convertible, but said she " didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving."
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> They Walk Among Us !
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> WHILE WORKING AT A PIZZA PARLOR I OBSERVED A MAN ORDERING A SMALL PIZZA TO GO.
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> HE APPEARED TO BE ALONE AND THE COOK ASKED HIM IF HE WOULD LIKE IT CUT INTO 4 PIECES OR 6.
>
> He thought about it for some time then said " Just cut it into 4 pieces ; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
>
> THEY WALK AMONG US !
> AND LAST, BUT NOT LEAST….. / Dumb as a box of Rocks - TRUE STORY… :
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> A NOTED PSYCHIATRIST WAS A GUEST SPEAKER AT AN ACADEMIC FUNCTION WHERE A WOMAN HAPPENED TO APPEAR.
>
> The woman took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and > asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
> 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' she asked, 'how you detect a > mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?'
> 'Nothing is easier,' he replied. 'You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble.
If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.'
> ' What sort of question? ' asked the woman.
> Well, you might ask, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one ? ''
> The woman thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ' You wouldn't happen to have another example would you ?
I must confess I don't know much about history.'
> They Walk Among Us!
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> I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
> The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands.
>
> ' NOW,' SHE ASKED ME, ' HAS YOUR PLANE ARRIVED YET?' (I WORK WITH PROFESSIONALS LIKE THIS.)
>
> … Dumb as a box of Rocks
>
> SADLY, THEY WALK AMONG US ! AND, MORE SADLY, HOLD HIGH OFFICES !!!
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> YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID……..