Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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*Pride of a senior citizen*
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Ah Kok disappeared for a month. Ah Beng was worried and he could not remember Ah Kok’s home address. Then, one day Ah Kok reappeared.
*Ah Beng:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Ah Kok:* "I was in jail."
*Ah Beng:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Ah Kok:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Ah Beng:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Ah Kok:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."*
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Two old men used to meet up for breakfast. Then Ah Kok disappeared for a month. Ah Beng was worried and he could not remember Ah Kok’s home address. Then, one day Ah Kok reappeared.
*Ah Beng:* "What in the world happened to you? You had me worried."
*Ah Kok:* "I was in jail."
*Ah Beng:* "What? Jailed? Why?"
*Ah Kok:* "Remember Lily, the Indonesian waitress who once worked at the coffee shop?"
*Ah Beng:* "Yes, I remember. What happened to her?"
*Ah Kok:* "She filed rape charges against me. At 85 years old, I was so proud of my manhood, I pleaded guilty."
*"The damned judge gave me 30 days for lying under Oath."*
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