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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
- Thread starter yinyang
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Just love this one...
Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever!
Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!
An Exam paper is like a Dick , When it's hard! People get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!
Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u Love a woman she Fucks you.
MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It's Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up
Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute
If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex!
So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY
Don't laugh alone share it with friends!!
This is fucking too good.!
Virginity is like a Balloon, One prick and it's gone for ever!
Sex is like a pack of Chips, Once you start!
You can't stop!
An Exam paper is like a Dick , When it's hard! People get fucked!
Education is like hiring a prostitute, It needs both your money and your hardwork ...!
Success is like masturbating, Only your own hand can let you achieve it!
Life without Friends is like Boobs Without Nipples. IT'S POINTLESS !
Fuck a woman and she Loves you. When u Love a woman she Fucks you.
MBBS Final Exam question paper: Fill in the blanks. If a woman faints, we must first check her pu_s_. Only few students who wrote: 'Pulse' passed.
The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. They are sentenced to Hang Till Death!
Boy: How much Calcium is there in women's BREASTS?
Girl: It's Enough to help a Man's Boneless Thing stand up
Give an example of Total Business Failure due to Negligence. A Pregnant Prostitute
If Necessity is the Mother of Invention, Then Frustration is the Father of Masturbation!
If your Boss says: Nothing is Impossible, ask him to wear condom after sex!
So basically life is PORNOGRAPHY
Don't laugh alone share it with friends!!
This is fucking too good.!
Quarantine one liners that will crack you up!
1. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
2. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
3. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4. every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
6. Quarantine Day 4-Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
7. I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
1. My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
2. Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
3. I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
4. every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
5. This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog..... we laughed a lot.
6. Quarantine Day 4-Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
7. I'm so excited --- it's time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
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