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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
- Thread starter yinyang
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All the gods and deities are having their regular meeting in the heaven...
Jade emperor 玉王大帝 asked: where is Thousand hands Guan Yin 千手观音?
They answered: She has not finished washing hands.
Jade emperor asked: Where is Four Faces Buddha四面佛?
They answered: He do not have enough face mask.
Jade emperor asked: Where is the Erlang Shen二郎神 (the deity with 3rd truth seeing eye)?
They replied: He can't find his 3rd eye goggle.
Jade emperor started to feel annoy and asked around: Who else is not here?
They said: Guan Yu关羽 face is red and suspected fever. Tang San Zang 唐三藏 has journey to the west and he is now not allowed to return by the immigration
Jade emperor askes: Where is Baxian八仙 or the Eight Immortals?
They explained they have been arrested for more than 4 persons gathering.
Jade emperor got no choice and dismissed the meeting and resume after 14 days.
Lastly the Jade emperor asked how about the Yan Luo Wang 阎罗王 or King of Hell.
They replied that only he is working overtime right now.....
Jade emperor 玉王大帝 asked: where is Thousand hands Guan Yin 千手观音?
They answered: She has not finished washing hands.
Jade emperor asked: Where is Four Faces Buddha四面佛?
They answered: He do not have enough face mask.
Jade emperor asked: Where is the Erlang Shen二郎神 (the deity with 3rd truth seeing eye)?
They replied: He can't find his 3rd eye goggle.
Jade emperor started to feel annoy and asked around: Who else is not here?
They said: Guan Yu关羽 face is red and suspected fever. Tang San Zang 唐三藏 has journey to the west and he is now not allowed to return by the immigration
Jade emperor askes: Where is Baxian八仙 or the Eight Immortals?
They explained they have been arrested for more than 4 persons gathering.
Jade emperor got no choice and dismissed the meeting and resume after 14 days.
Lastly the Jade emperor asked how about the Yan Luo Wang 阎罗王 or King of Hell.
They replied that only he is working overtime right now.....
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