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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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One and a Half decade of Pinkie's absolute rule. Majulah born and bred Sinkie voters!!
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Local racist dig?
If a Chinese smokes a cigarette:
Stress.
If an Indian smokes a cigarette:
Rowdy.
If a Malay smokes cigarette:
Drug addict.
If a Chinese drinks alcohol:
Celebration.
If an Indian drinks alcohol:
Drunkard.
If a Malay drinks alcohol:
Modern.
If a Chinese is seen at prison:
Bailing someone out.
If an Indian is at prison:
Murder suspect.
If a Malay is at prison:
Corruption offence.
If a Chinese is seen with a parang:
Loan shark.
If an Indian is seen with a parang:
Robber.
If a Malay is seen with a parang:
Mengamuk.
If a Chinese is at a 5-star hotel:
Guest.
If an Indian is at a 5-star hotel:
Staff.
And if a Malay is seen at a 5-star hotel:
Khalwat.
...
If a Chinese steal money;
Whole family malu.
If an Indian steals money;
Whole family commit suicide
If a Malay steal money;
Malu apa Boss ku?
If a Chinese smokes a cigarette:
Stress.
If an Indian smokes a cigarette:
Rowdy.
If a Malay smokes cigarette:
Drug addict.
If a Chinese drinks alcohol:
Celebration.
If an Indian drinks alcohol:
Drunkard.
If a Malay drinks alcohol:
Modern.
If a Chinese is seen at prison:
Bailing someone out.
If an Indian is at prison:
Murder suspect.
If a Malay is at prison:
Corruption offence.
If a Chinese is seen with a parang:
Loan shark.
If an Indian is seen with a parang:
Robber.
If a Malay is seen with a parang:
Mengamuk.
If a Chinese is at a 5-star hotel:
Guest.
If an Indian is at a 5-star hotel:
Staff.
And if a Malay is seen at a 5-star hotel:
Khalwat.
...
If a Chinese steal money;
Whole family malu.
If an Indian steals money;
Whole family commit suicide
If a Malay steal money;
Malu apa Boss ku?
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