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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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2 Tamil Men in New York
2 tamil men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:
"Emma cums first.
Den I cum.
Den two asses cum together.
I cum once-a-more!
2 asses, they cum 2gether again.
I cum again and pee twice.
Then I cum one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."
"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
(I swear you gonna read this again)..
2 tamil men get onto a bus in New York. They sit down & engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next 2 them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears 1 of them say the following:
"Emma cums first.
Den I cum.
Den two asses cum together.
I cum once-a-more!
2 asses, they cum 2gether again.
I cum again and pee twice.
Then I cum one lasta time."
The lady can't take this any more and shouts "You foul- mouthed sexobsessed Indian, in this country we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives however extraordinary they are."
"Hey, coola down lady,' said the man. "Who talkin' about sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell Mississippi."
(I swear you gonna read this again)..
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One Testicle
There was a man in Jamaica who had only one testicle. Jamaicans being Jamaicans gave him the street name 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, " Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ???
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
You can't kill Two Birds
With OneStone
Think about it !!!
There was a man in Jamaica who had only one testicle. Jamaicans being Jamaicans gave him the street name 'Onestone'.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone.
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said, "If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said, " Good morning, Onestone.'
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he made love to her all day and all night.
He made love to her all the next day,
Until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw Onestone.
She hugged him and said, 'Good to see you, Onestone.'
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest,
Then he made love to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next day,
Made love to her all the next night, but Yellow Bird wouldn't die!
Why ???
Think about it !!!
You're going to love this !!!
You can't kill Two Birds
With OneStone
Think about it !!!
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If BIack Friday Was A Horror Movie
Pete Kreiner
Millions of crazed shoppers descend on retail stores to bag massive discounts on almost everything.
Pete Kreiner
Millions of crazed shoppers descend on retail stores to bag massive discounts on almost everything.
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Black Fri Buy
Guys, please be careful about what you buy online especially on black Friday.
If you buy stuff online please check out the seller very carefully.
Nazir from another group just lost £50 on a Penis Enlarger.
The bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions that came along with it were "DO NOT USE IN SUNLIGHT"
Guys, please be careful about what you buy online especially on black Friday.
If you buy stuff online please check out the seller very carefully.
Nazir from another group just lost £50 on a Penis Enlarger.
The bastards sent him a magnifying glass.
The only instructions that came along with it were "DO NOT USE IN SUNLIGHT"
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