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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Windfall? Smarty ass
The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
- The tender one
- the amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother came to know of the story, she sold all her jewellery and gave him the money
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Abu Khalid the electrician”
The wife checked her husband's phone and found these names:
- The tender one
- the amazing one
- Lady of my dreams
She got angry and called the first number to find out that was his mother. Then she called the second number on which his sister replied . When she dialed the third number her own phone rang !!!!
She cried until her eyes got swollen because she had doubted her innocent husband, so she gave him her whole months salary to make up for her sin.
Once his mother came to know of the story, she sold all her jewellery and gave him the money
Husband took the money and bought a gift for his girlfriend whose name was saved as "Abu Khalid the electrician”
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The best car in the world is a woman... Ask me why
---2 beautiful headlights in the front
---2 great bumpers at the back.
---Self -lubricating when hot.
---Finger touch ignition.
---Automatic engine oil change every month.
---Any type of piston fits.
---Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
---Great accessories.
---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
---It's only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.
"That's why MEN are dying to own one": please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.
---2 beautiful headlights in the front
---2 great bumpers at the back.
---Self -lubricating when hot.
---Finger touch ignition.
---Automatic engine oil change every month.
---Any type of piston fits.
---Multiple seating styles & adjustments.
---Great accessories.
---Highest mileage 9months with just 5ml refill.
---It's only repaired by God cos there is no spare parts.
"That's why MEN are dying to own one": please send to the other luxurious cars u know, and to the men who appreciate fine vehicles.
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Difference?
Son asking father.."what is the difference between rape, romance and marriage..?"
Father..."In rape you have to tear clothes.
In romance, you have to remove clothes.
*In marriage you have to wash clothes..*"
Son asking father.."what is the difference between rape, romance and marriage..?"
Father..."In rape you have to tear clothes.
In romance, you have to remove clothes.
*In marriage you have to wash clothes..*"
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