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yinyang

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*LADY GOLFER*
A lady lawyer joined a law firm whose 3 old partners were avid golfers
In her 1st wk at work , she was invited to join them for a foursome game
" 7.30 am at the Club this saturday ! “
" Sure, but I may be 15 mins late ! “
Saturday morning came
She turned up right on time , played an immaculate game
& took all 3 to the cleaners !
" We must have a rematch ! “
" Sure, why not ?
7.30 am Saturday ?
But I may be 15 mins late ! “
All agreed !
Saturday ,,,,
She turned up sharp , but carried left handed clubs
The 3 partners thought she might have taken a wrong set
Nevertheless , she played perfect golf & took them
to the cleaners again
At the Club , during drinks , one of the partners asked
“ Sweetie , how did you manage ?
We are in total disbeliefs ! “
“ Well , I'm ambidextrous
I play equally well with both ! “
“ But how do you decide which side to use ? “
" That’s easy !
When I awake , I lift up
the blanket & watch my hubby's dick ,,,
If it hangs to the right ,
I play right handed
If it hangs to the left ,
I play left handed “
Another partner jumped in
“What if it stands erect ? “
She winked ,,,,,
“ That’s when I'll be
late for the game ! “
⛳‍♀
 
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