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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Who's your Daddy??
* WHAT IS AN OXYMORON?*
An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....Here are some funny oxymorons :
1) Found Missing
2) Open Secret
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Clearly Misunderstood
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Exact Estimate
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
And The Mother of all Oxymorons is-
*15) "Happily Married".*
An Oxymoron is defined as a phrase in which two words of opposite meanings are brought together....Here are some funny oxymorons :
1) Found Missing
2) Open Secret
3) Small Crowd
4) Act Naturally
5) Clearly Misunderstood
6) Fully Empty
7) Pretty Ugly
8) Seriously Funny
9) Only Choice
10) Original Copies
11) Exact Estimate
12) Tragic Comedy
13) Foolish Wisdom
14) Liquid Gas
And The Mother of all Oxymorons is-
*15) "Happily Married".*
DIVORCE vs. MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription... "
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide. The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband.
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law. I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide. Just get a divorce!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription... "
Imelda Marcos - The Mother of all Thief
Bern Fabro
After 27 years, the late Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos' wife, Imelda Marcos have been found guilty of graft. The Sandiganbayan record shows the her children, Imee and Bong Bong Marcos were beneficiaries of the Swiss Foundation.
Bern Fabro
After 27 years, the late Philippine dictator Ferdinand Marcos' wife, Imelda Marcos have been found guilty of graft. The Sandiganbayan record shows the her children, Imee and Bong Bong Marcos were beneficiaries of the Swiss Foundation.
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