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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
- Thread starter yinyang
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Sean Connery was interviewed by Donahue, and bragged that despite his 72 years of age, he could still have sex three times a night.
Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man.
Let’s go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex.
But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand and never let go."
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet.
But again, hold my balls in your left hand, and my dick in your right hand and never let go."
Kylie is now used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing. Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?"
Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a gal from Pattaya she stole my wallet!!..
Kylie Minogue, who was also a guest, looked intrigued.
After the show, Kylie said, "Sean, if I am not being too forward, I’d love to have sex with an older man.
Let’s go back to my place."
So they go back to her place and have great sex.
Afterwards, Sean says, "If you think that was good, let me sleep for half an hour, and we can have even better sex.
But while I’m sleeping, hold my balls in your left hand and my dick in your right hand and never let go."
Kylie looks a bit perplexed, but says, "Okay".
He sleeps for half an hour, awakens, and they have even better sex.
Then Sean says, "Kylie, that was wonderful. But if you let me sleep for an hour, we can have the best sex yet.
But again, hold my balls in your left hand, and my dick in your right hand and never let go."
Kylie is now used to the routine and complies.
The results are mind blowing. Once it’s all over, and the cigarettes are lit, Kylie asks "Sean, tell me, does my holding your balls in my left hand and your dick in my right stimulate you while you’re sleeping?"
Sean replies, "No, but the last time I slept with a gal from Pattaya she stole my wallet!!..
Stool Test
Reynold Philip
Opening of first IKEA store in India is a test for Prime Minister Modi, who is facing elections in 2019, also for his propaganda "Make in India".
Reynold Philip
Opening of first IKEA store in India is a test for Prime Minister Modi, who is facing elections in 2019, also for his propaganda "Make in India".
Lesson in Geylang
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi and passing through Geyland Red light district in one of the Lorong.
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under their umbrellas.
“Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?”
“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.”
The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true Mom?”
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers “Yes.”
After a few minutes the kid asks, “Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?”
She said, “Most of them become taxi drivers.”
A woman and her 12-year-old son were riding in a taxi and passing through Geyland Red light district in one of the Lorong.
It was raining and all the prostitutes were standing under their umbrellas.
“Mom,” said the boy, “what are all those women doing?”
“They’re waiting for their husbands to get off work,” she replied.
The taxi driver turns around and says, “Geez lady, why don’t you tell him the truth? They’re hookers, boy! They have sex with men for money.”
The little boy’s eyes get wide and he says, “Is that true Mom?”
His mother, glaring hard at the driver, answers “Yes.”
After a few minutes the kid asks, “Mom, if those women have babies, what happens to them?”
She said, “Most of them become taxi drivers.”
Home truths?
Man O Man!
Person without money,
eats vegetables at home.
Person has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
Person without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
Person has money rides an ‘exercise bicycle’ at home.
Person without money, walks to earn food.
Person has money, walks to burn fat.
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
Person without money, wishes to get married;
Person has money, wishes to get divorced.
Person without money, wife becomes secretary;
Person has money, secretary becomes wife.
Person without money, acts like a rich man.
Person has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Person says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait, don't ever give up...
Miracles happen every day.
$2 seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant.
After a whole day of work, spending hours at the gym seem alright,
but helping your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.
Praying to the Creator for 3 min takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Waits a whole year for
Valentine's day but always forget parents’ day.
Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement weren't given even a slice of bread but a painting of them is sold for hundred dollars.
Man O Man!
Person without money,
eats vegetables at home.
Person has money, eats the same vegetables in a fine restaurant.
Person without money, rides a bicycle to and from home.
Person has money rides an ‘exercise bicycle’ at home.
Person without money, walks to earn food.
Person has money, walks to burn fat.
Man O Man! Never fails to deceive thyself!
Person without money, wishes to get married;
Person has money, wishes to get divorced.
Person without money, wife becomes secretary;
Person has money, secretary becomes wife.
Person without money, acts like a rich man.
Person has money acts like a poor man.
Man O Man! Never can tell the simple truth!
Person says share market is bad,
but keeps speculating.
Says money is evil, but keeps accumulating.
Says high positions are lonely, but keeps wanting them.
Says gambling & drinking is bad, but keeps indulging.
Man O Man! Never means what he says and never says what he means..
Life is not about what
you couldn't do so far,
it's about what you can
still do.
Wait, don't ever give up...
Miracles happen every day.
$2 seems too much to give a beggar but it seems okay when its given as tip at a fancy restaurant.
After a whole day of work, spending hours at the gym seem alright,
but helping your Mother out at home
seems like a burden.
Praying to the Creator for 3 min takes too much time but
watching a movie for 3
hours doesn't.
Waits a whole year for
Valentine's day but always forget parents’ day.
Two poor starving kids sitting on the pavement weren't given even a slice of bread but a painting of them is sold for hundred dollars.
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