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Cutting Maltreatment of OFW in Kuwait
Bern Fabro

Philippine President Duterte to ban Overseas Filipino Workers in Kuwait due to Maltreatment. The death of a Filipina OFW triggered the decision of Duterte.
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Sun laughs

*There
was a 100 metre race going on...*
*Referee said '1,2,3 GO!'...*
*Everybody started running except Sadarji.*
*Referee : Why are you not running...?*
*Sadarji : My number is 4.*


Bank : Our bank is giving loan without interest....
Sadarji : If you don't have interest in giving loan then I don't want it....


*Once there was a mirror that killed anyone who lied..*
*FRENCH : I think I dont smoke (died)*
*AMERICAN : I think I love my wife (died)*
*Sadarji : I think.. (died)*


Sadarji and his brother are walking on a road, and they find a 1000 rupee note.
Sadarji : What should we do?
Brother : We'll take 50:50.
Sadarji : What about the remaining 900?


*Sadarji : Let's go for a movie.*
*Girlfriend : I've got a doctor's appointment today.*
*Sadarji : Just cancel it. Tell him you're sick.*


Sadarji reading newspaper..
"Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Sadarji comments : Idiot !!
Who told him to wear gold medal while jumping.
 

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Mr Singh went to a dentist for tooth extraction and first enquired about cost. Dentist said SGD150, the man thought it was too much.
After some thought, he asked about cheaper methods. The dentist said yes, it can be done without anesthesia and will cost only SGD50, but it would be very very painful.

Singh said ok Dr, do it without anesthesia!

The dentist removed the tooth without anesthesia and during the entire procedure the Singh sat quietly, even smiling a little.

The dentist was not only surprised but was quite impressed and said 'I have never seen such a brave patient like you. I don't even want my fees, here, instead you've taught me such a powerful lesson today about mastering one's pain and feelings'.

In the evening he met his fellow dentists and told everyone about his amazing Singh.

Out of all doctors, one doctor jumped up and shouted that one mr Singh first came to me, I gave him anesthesia and asked him to wait outside for half an hour!

After half an hour when I called him he had left!

His name is Tiunia Singh ....
 

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Parsis are known for their specific, subtle yet gross sense of humour.

Here's one:

Dorab Pestonji submits his resignation to his boss.

Boss:
Why are you leaving?

Dorab Pestonji:
I have vaginal problems.

Boss:
But you’re a man !

Dorab Pestonji:
That I am, Sir. But you are the cunt I have to deal with daily!
 
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