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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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Good karma?
GOD asks Chandru: "Now that you are old, you have to choose either Parkinson's disease (hand shivering) or Alzheimer's (memory loss) as punishment for your karma in this life."
Chandru goes to Baskar who advises him to choose Parkinson and says, "Its better to spill half glass of whiskey than to forget where the bottles are kept."
Chandru hugs Baskar.
That's what friends are for !
GOD asks Chandru: "Now that you are old, you have to choose either Parkinson's disease (hand shivering) or Alzheimer's (memory loss) as punishment for your karma in this life."
Chandru goes to Baskar who advises him to choose Parkinson and says, "Its better to spill half glass of whiskey than to forget where the bottles are kept."
Chandru hugs Baskar.
That's what friends are for !
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Biz with Chinaman
A Chinese bought a well from an Englishman.
The next day while on his way to market he met the Englishman who told him:
"Brother, I have sold the well to you but I have not sold the water, if you use the water you will have to pay for it."
The Chinese replied:
"Ah, yes. I was planning to go to your place and ask you to empty the water and if you don't do it then you will have to pay the rent for the water in my well."
Don't try to screw a Chinese.
A Chinese bought a well from an Englishman.
The next day while on his way to market he met the Englishman who told him:
"Brother, I have sold the well to you but I have not sold the water, if you use the water you will have to pay for it."
The Chinese replied:
"Ah, yes. I was planning to go to your place and ask you to empty the water and if you don't do it then you will have to pay the rent for the water in my well."
Don't try to screw a Chinese.
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Birds and bees, with SQ
Mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked : 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes????'
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the pretty flight attendant.
So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant : 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded : 'Did your mother tell you to ask me that?'
The little boy admitted that she did.
“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you...!”
Footnote: Patronising? MAS = mana ada sex?
Mother and her young inquisitive son were flying Singapore Airlines from Singapore to New York. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked : 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes????'
The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the pretty flight attendant.
So the boy dutifully asked the flight attendant : 'If dogs have baby dogs and cats have baby cats, why don't planes have baby planes?'
The flight attendant responded : 'Did your mother tell you to ask me that?'
The little boy admitted that she did.
“Well, then, tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Singapore Airlines always pulls out on time. Now, let your mother explain that to you...!”
Footnote: Patronising? MAS = mana ada sex?
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