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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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this is one the doggie style in this forum:
this umbrella specially made for you:
Gun Stocks Soar After Las Vegas Shooting
Pete Kreiner
Stock prices for U.S firearm companies rose sharply this week after the internet became awash with rumours and witness statements that multiple gunmen were involved in the mass-shooting of concert-goers in Las Vegas despite media reports to the contrary, with some jittery buyers fearful that a sinister deep state plot was underway to tighten gun laws.
05 Oct 2017
Pete Kreiner
Stock prices for U.S firearm companies rose sharply this week after the internet became awash with rumours and witness statements that multiple gunmen were involved in the mass-shooting of concert-goers in Las Vegas despite media reports to the contrary, with some jittery buyers fearful that a sinister deep state plot was underway to tighten gun laws.
05 Oct 2017
remember the song by police:
A Singapore couple, both well into their 70's, go to a sex therapist's office.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $175. The Hilton charges $210.
We do it here for $50, and best of all...
Medisave pays $40 of it and as Pioneer Generation we get a rebate from the Govt.
The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'
The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'
The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.
When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse..'
He thanks them for coming, wishes them good luck, charges them $50 and says good bye.
The next week, the same couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.
This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leaves.
Finally, after 3 months of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'
The man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married; so we can't go to her house. I'm married; and we can't go to my house.
The Holiday Inn charges $175. The Hilton charges $210.
We do it here for $50, and best of all...
Medisave pays $40 of it and as Pioneer Generation we get a rebate from the Govt.
bloody hexx.. i didnt know u are capable of telling such funny jokes
nice one..
Just copied and pasted from my Telegram group because I thought it was hilarious and a good way to fuck the PAP!
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