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Male Organ?
*A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.*_
*Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like labourers.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Australia : Because they work day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
AND THE AWARD GOES TO Ms India..
*Question: Ms India , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like Rats.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms India: Because they are always searching for new holes day and night...
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation)
*A male's most important Organ supposedly as described by some of these most beautiful women of the world at the Miss Universe Contest.*_
*Question: Ms Australia , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Australia : Well, I can say that Male Organs in Australia are like labourers.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Australia : Because they work day and night.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton Cars.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Malaysia: Because they look tough but are actually very soft.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms Kuwait, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Kuwait: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Kuwait are like thieves.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Kuwait: Because they like to enter through the back door.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gossips or rumours.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms Philippines: Because they pass from mouth to mouth.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
*Question: Ms America, how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms America: Well, I can say that Male Organs in our country are like gentlemen.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms America: Because they stand up every time they see a woman.
(Applause! Applause! Applause!)
AND THE AWARD GOES TO Ms India..
*Question: Ms India , how do you describe a Male Organ in your country?*
Ms India: Well, I can say that Male Organs in India are like Rats.
*Question: How can you say so?*
Ms India: Because they are always searching for new holes day and night...
(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation)
A bit cheem, but thought this describes most chenghus (governments) :p
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. John Adams
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of government. But then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else.
Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
P.J. O'Rourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866)
Talk is cheap...except when government does it.
Anonymous
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save government.
Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. John Adams
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
Mark Twain
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of government. But then I repeat myself.
Mark Twain
I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
Winston Churchill
A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
George Bernard Shaw
Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries.
Douglas Casey, Classmate of Bill Clinton at Georgetown University
Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
P.J. O'Rourke, Civil Libertarian
Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavours to live at the expense of everybody else.
Frederic Bastiat, French economist(1801-1850)
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will Rogers
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free!
P.J. O'Rourke
In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other.
Voltaire (1764)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you!
Pericles (430 B.C.)
No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session.
Mark Twain (1866)
Talk is cheap...except when government does it.
Anonymous
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
Ronald Reagan
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
Mark Twain
There is no distinctly Native American criminal class...save government.
Mark Twain
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
Edward Langley, Artist (1928-1995)
A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have.
Thomas Jefferson
We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.
Aesop
Real war stories :p
Mistaken Names
Apple apologized to U.K. citizen Sharakat Hussain for refusing to give him a refund unless he could prove he was not former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein--who was executed in 2006. Here, other offbeat cases of mistaken political identity.
THERESA MAY
British model Teresa May had to clarify that she was not the country’s new Prime Minister after getting congratulatory messages earlier this year. “Shows how ignorant” people are, she tweeted.
TIM KAINE
Tim Kane, who once ran for Canadian office, has received messages meant for the U.S. vice-presidential contender. “Remember … there is no I in Kane,” he replied.
PETER DUTTON
After the Australian Immigration Minister warned of “illiterate refugees” taking jobs, a New Yorker who shares his name got bombarded with virtual hate. “I’m still not Australian …,” he tweeted.
http://time.com/4556045/mistaken-names/
Mistaken Names
Apple apologized to U.K. citizen Sharakat Hussain for refusing to give him a refund unless he could prove he was not former Iraqi President Saddam Hussein--who was executed in 2006. Here, other offbeat cases of mistaken political identity.
THERESA MAY
British model Teresa May had to clarify that she was not the country’s new Prime Minister after getting congratulatory messages earlier this year. “Shows how ignorant” people are, she tweeted.
TIM KAINE
Tim Kane, who once ran for Canadian office, has received messages meant for the U.S. vice-presidential contender. “Remember … there is no I in Kane,” he replied.
PETER DUTTON
After the Australian Immigration Minister warned of “illiterate refugees” taking jobs, a New Yorker who shares his name got bombarded with virtual hate. “I’m still not Australian …,” he tweeted.
http://time.com/4556045/mistaken-names/
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