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Not blue pill.. but laughter's best medicine
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4 Surgeons
"Four surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Malaysian politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable".
"Four surgeons are discussing who were the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, 'I like to see Accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second responds, 'Yeah, but you should try Electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.'
The third surgeon says, 'No, I really think Librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.'
But the fourth surgeon shut them all up when he observed, 'You're all wrong. Malaysian politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine, and there are only two moving parts - the mouth and the asshole - and they are interchangeable".
Wife buys a new phone and decides to surprise her husband who is sitting in the living room. She goes to the kitchen, calls her husband from the new number: "Hello darling!"
The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”
The husband responds in a low tone: "Let me call you back later honey, the dumb lady is in the kitchen.”
An intelligent wife is one who spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.
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Real war story, replay from LOS thread 
Got this type of boo-hoo?! :p
Bangkok marathon error makes runners go the extra few miles
Agence France-Presse November 17, 2015 2:57 pm
Organisers of a Bangkok run have apologised after they miscalculated the distance of a half-marathon, forcing runners to cover several extra kilometres (miles) though the sweltering city.
Participants wearing pedometres realised they had covered 27.6 kilometres (17 miles) instead of the standard 21.1 kilometres in Sunday’s early morning race.
"Our staff mistakenly marked a U-turn onto the course which added around six kilometres to the route," said Songkram Kraisonthi of co-organisers the National Jogging Association of Thailand (NJAT) and Amazing Field.
"We admit our mistake and have apologised. Our staff worked hard but they were confused," he said.
By way of compensation, runners will receive a special finisher shirt in recognition of the extra distance travelled, he added.
But offer was not enough to dampen anger among runners who pilloried the organisers on NJAT’s officialFacebook page.
"Will I recover from my leg ache when I wear the shirt you are sending?" said Thai Facebook user Poonwanat Peem.
While another runner called Montri described the event as an "embarrassment to the country".
On its website, the Standard Chartered Bangkok Marathon is billed as a "world standard" race, where runners "will forget about the tiredness" as they snake through the city’s historic heart.
"The incident should not have happened... and we will take this mistake as a lesson for the future," NJAT said in its official apology.
Got this type of boo-hoo?! :p
Bangkok marathon error makes runners go the extra few miles
Agence France-Presse November 17, 2015 2:57 pm
Organisers of a Bangkok run have apologised after they miscalculated the distance of a half-marathon, forcing runners to cover several extra kilometres (miles) though the sweltering city.
Participants wearing pedometres realised they had covered 27.6 kilometres (17 miles) instead of the standard 21.1 kilometres in Sunday’s early morning race.
"Our staff mistakenly marked a U-turn onto the course which added around six kilometres to the route," said Songkram Kraisonthi of co-organisers the National Jogging Association of Thailand (NJAT) and Amazing Field.
"We admit our mistake and have apologised. Our staff worked hard but they were confused," he said.
By way of compensation, runners will receive a special finisher shirt in recognition of the extra distance travelled, he added.
But offer was not enough to dampen anger among runners who pilloried the organisers on NJAT’s officialFacebook page.
"Will I recover from my leg ache when I wear the shirt you are sending?" said Thai Facebook user Poonwanat Peem.
While another runner called Montri described the event as an "embarrassment to the country".
On its website, the Standard Chartered Bangkok Marathon is billed as a "world standard" race, where runners "will forget about the tiredness" as they snake through the city’s historic heart.
"The incident should not have happened... and we will take this mistake as a lesson for the future," NJAT said in its official apology.
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