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My Friend Said Australians Are Very Good At Sports

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When I visited Sydney slightly before Olympics 2000, my Australian friend told me, Australians are very good in sports, that's why they're hosting the Olympics for the whole world to see. I asked, is that so? Why this that so?

She showed me some stats. Indeed, Australia has been in the top ten of almost every Olympics medal tally, all with the population about the size of Malaysia or Taiwan. That she explained. Australians are descended from two sources. One, the uncivilised aborigine hunters who could outrun and outswim most animals on land and in water. Two, British desperado criminals who could outrun and outswim police and solidiers until they were caught up with police cars and patrol boats. Unwanted in Britain, considered even wasting prison space, they were exiled to Australia.
 
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haha...canon again! latest news update they found the canon!:biggrin:

you mean during last time, they have patrol cars???:confused::confused::confused::biggrin:


Ramseth said:
When I visited Sydney slightly before Olympics 2000, my Australian friend told me, Australians are very good in sports, that's why they're hosting the Olympics for the whole world to see. I asked, is that so? Why this that so?

She showed me some stats. Indeed, Australia has been in the top ten of almost every Olympics medal tally, all with the population about the size of Malaysia or Taiwan. That she explained. Australians are descended from two sources. One, the uncivilised aborigine hunters who could outrun and outswim most animals on land and in water. Two, British desperado criminals who could outrun and outswim police and solidiers until they were caught up with police cars and patrol boats. Unwanted in Britain, considered even wasting prison space, they were exiled to Australia.
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hotbot said:
haha...canon again! latest news update they found the canon!:biggrin:

you mean during last time, they have patrol cars???:confused::confused::confused::biggrin:
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Of course. They were horse-drawn instead of motor-driven. The taxi version was called a hansom cab. That's why motor-power is measured in horse-power and taxi is called cab. You taxi-driver also doesn't know? You must have stolen the cannon, pointed it the wrong way and blasted your own brains!
 
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may i ask if you have all these crap in your brain? i heard national heritage board engaging historian...:biggrin::biggrin::p

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Of course. They were horse-drawn instead of motor-driven. The taxi version was called a hansom cab. That's why motor-power is measured in horse-power and taxi is called cab. You taxi-driver also doesn't know? You must have stolen the cannon, pointed it the wrong way and blasted your own brains!
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Ramseth said:
When I visited Sydney slightly before Olympics 2000, my Australian friend told me, Australians are very good in sports, that's why they're hosting the Olympics for the whole world to see. I asked, is that so? Why this that so?

She showed me some stats. Indeed, Australia has been in the top ten of almost every Olympics medal tally, all with the population about the size of Malaysia or Taiwan. That she explained. Australians are descended from two sources. One, the uncivilised aborigine hunters who could outrun and outswim most animals on land and in water. Two, British desperado criminals who could outrun and outswim police and solidiers until they were caught up with police cars and patrol boats. Unwanted in Britain, considered even wasting prison space, they were exiled to Australia.
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hi rams, just asking a friendly question... are you becoming more than friends with roxygurly??:confused::eek::biggrin:
 
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dietcoke said:
hi rams, just asking a friendly question... are you becoming more than friends with roxygurly??:confused::eek::biggrin:
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I'm friendly with everybody. And I spake the facts. Australians are very good at sports. Don't believe me, can challenge them.
 
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hotbot said:
good morning,bro! i just enjoy plucking you...:biggrin::biggrin::biggrin:
mean no harm.
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Good get some girls to fuck lah. My Viet gal just good morning and goodbye.

Pluck me wrongsided, I'll whack you like Chen Zhen whack Japs and traitors.
 
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no way! I am into serious relationship,dun want any fling anymore.

And you whack me?? i never fight the sick unless forced to.:rolleyes::p

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Good get some girls to fuck lah. My Viet gal just good morning and goodbye.

Pluck me wrongsided, I'll whack you like Chen Zhen whack Japs and traitors.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sport_in_Australia


During the late 90s just before the Olympics. Aussies won almost all world championships. From wind surfing, cricket, Rugby union, hockey, Davies cup etc etc. The only widely played sports they were not good at was soccer. However, this is slowly changing as they are in the world cup in the last few outing. Australia also won the most gold in olympics per capital and have a very progressive sports institute. Watch any major sporting event and you would bound to have an Aussie in there.
 
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Qantas said:
Top ten nations of the 2000 Sydney Olympics:

COUNTRY Gold Silver Bronze TOTAL
1.United States 40 24 33 97
2.Russia 32 28 28 88
3.China 28 16 15 59
4.AUSTRALIA 16 25 17 58
5.Germany 13 17 26 56
6.France 13 14 11 38
7.Italy 13 8 13 34
8.Netherlands 12 9 4 25
9.Cuba 11 11 7 29
10.Great Britain 11 10 7 28
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That's ths standard to host Olypmics.

Singapore and India are unmitigated embarrassments to host games.
 
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They are very good at Aussie rules football.
Nobody else could understand the rules, hence they had to call it Aussie rules.
 
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