Great Excuse
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was
driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear
view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights.
He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80,
90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes
100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he
gives up and pulls over to the curb.
The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches
the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've
had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.
Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man
thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife
ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser
in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer
and you were trying to give her back to me!"
A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was
driving above the speed limit. He looks in his rear
view mirror and notices a police car with its red lights.
He thinks, "I can outrun this guy", so he floors it.
The cars are racing down the highway -- 60, 70, 80,
90 miles an hour. Finally, as his speedometer passes
100, the guy realizes he can't outrun the cop so he
gives up and pulls over to the curb.
The police officer gets out of his cruiser and approaches
the car. He leans down and says "Listen mister, I've
had a really lousy day, and I just want to go home.
Give me a good excuse and I'll let you go." The man
thought for a moment and said, "Three weeks ago my wife
ran off with a police officer. When I saw your cruiser
in my rear view mirror I thought you were that officer
and you were trying to give her back to me!"
