Re: Bootlicking eager to show their adoration for dying Old Dictator
Peasant Mauricio Soliano, 77, said he to sell some curry on on behalf of his late peasant father.
"We peasants were staying near Red Light District, Geylang Lorong 33, when Old Dictator was campaigning to be Prime Comprador of Peasantpore, then Malaya. My Ah Pa said he wants to meet Old Dictator before he joined the Dark Side.
'All Asiatic despots all started to win Independence from the Brits so the same old reason, they say want to give better chances for peasants lah, in the beginning got lah, then what happen now, cronyism and nepotism, we Peasantpore are merely Uncle Sam's vassal state, hiaz, we peasants are too naïve to believe in Old Autocrat.'
His dirt poor peasant father did finally get to kiss Old Autocrat's feet, but the mixed breed elder Soliano bribe someone with 350 peanuts to replace him at work that day. Soliano's stupidity rival the size of the expanding universe.
"LPPL, I see so many stupid peasants cum here, so I join in the fun lor and can sell some curry and get a cheap free interview. No doubt, as Uncle Sam's vassal city, Peasantpore is a better place to live in but we sold our souls and become Yankee dogs," he said.
As usual, the children are not spared from the North Korea style show of adoration for the dying dictator.
Peasant Constance Tan, 6, who drew a heart-shaped card for Old Dictator. Constance came with her pro-regime mother, who she said had told her all lies and state propaganda about Old Autocrat - how he is "an ambitious chap" who somehow think that abortions during the 1970s can give Peasantpore a good housing and transport system, but failed to nail the ultimate price, Maha Raja of Malaya.
Stopping by just after 10am on Saturday morning was a familiar name to journalists - Pervert Zeng Guoyuan, 63, a former Prodecural Erection candidate.
Said Mr Zeng, who recently suffered from nose cancer: "Many Asiatic peasants say Old Dictator govern Peasantpore is easy with Western sarpok. Got some idiots say Old Dictator do some despicable acts for the greater good, but they got no brains. If that is true, the for greater good of farming, why Yankees fight to free slaves?
Then what Butcher Deng do also correct lor, use tanks to flatten dissenters, then Old Dictator only child's play, forced abortions, bankrupt and detain his foes for fun, install Nepotism and Cronyism for greater good of Peasantpore, sometimes, I think Asiatic peasants really got that sick God King mentality up there."
Another deluded visitor, Peasant woman Francis Lim, was there to drop off a card made by her niece "of her own accord after receiving some instructions from MoE lackeys".
"MOE says we pale in comparison when compared to North Korea, so we read some articles and in North Korea, they got this propaganda where peasants cum here to give Old Dictator our best wishes on behalf of my family.
We read from MOE approved textbooks that only LKY is the Ruler of Peasantpore, without him there is no pro-western Peasantpore. I hope Lee Hongyi can be appointed a Minion (dynastic succession) and continue the good works of the Familee," sobbed Peasantpore Lim.
To be continued....
