LKY Illegitimate Son?

[VIBGYOR]

Looks strikingly like him....

 

[Papsmearer]

Looks strikingly like him....

LKY's illegitimate son is in Taiwan, and a ROC citizen. Some people say he looks like Gay loong.

 

[kingrant]

Reminds me of the joke that circulated those heady days about Goh KS's supercomputers calling LKY a bastard!

 

[Papsmearer]

Reminds me of the joke that circulated those heady days about Goh KS's supercomputers calling LKY a bastard!

I don't know that one.

 

[kingrant]

I don't know that one.

Ok bro. let me share it with you bros.

PM LKY was doing his Ministry walkabout and decided to look in at the Defence Ministry, where Dr GKS was the DPM and def minister then. Old Man's eyes fell upon a couple of room-sized computers that were whirring and clacking busily and noisily, and he commented sarcastically, " must have cost me a bomb there, KS? You know very well we are on a tight leash! How much it cost?

Dr Goh said,"$3 million a piece", whereupon Old Man winced.

But Dr Goh did not give up. He set about to impress his boss, saying that these computing machines were the cutting edge tech, and what's special was their ability to learn as they interacted. Dr Goh asked OM to pose a question, to which LKY asked,

"Where is my father?"

The machine then whirred, blinked clanked and buzzed for 10 secs, then spat out the answer in a punch strip:

"Your father died after your birth"

Old man then let out a triumphant hoot. "Ah, there, you have wasted our money. You know my dad is still alive and he's actually at Changi Point fishing!"

So Dr Goh was one to lose an argument. He told LKY,"Maybe it can't understand your question. Maybe you should rephrase your question!"

So LKY, being the finest legal mind, asked,

"Where is my mother's husband?"

Again the $3 million computer whirred, flashed, clanked and buzzed and spat out the punch strip. And this was the punchline!

"You mother's husband is at Changi Point fishing while your father has died after you were born".

So the $3million conputer called LKY a bastard.


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[nickers9]

Ok bro. let me share it with you bros.

PM LKY was doing his Ministry walkabout and decided to look in at the Defence Ministry, where Dr GKS was the DPM and def minister then. Old Man's eyes fell upon a couple of room-sized computers that were whirring and clacking busily and noisily, and he commented sarcastically, " must have cost me a bomb there, KS? You know very well we are on a tight leash! How much it cost?

Dr Goh said,"$3 million a piece", whereupon Old Man winced.

But Dr Goh did not give up. He set about to impress his boss, saying that these computing machines were the cutting edge tech, and what's special was their ability to learn as they interacted. Dr Goh asked OM to pose a question, to which LKY asked,

"Where is my father?"

The machine then whirred, blinked clanked and buzzed for 10 secs, then spat out the answer in a punch strip:

"Your father died after your birth"

Old man then let out a triumphant hoot. "Ah, there, you have wasted our money. You know my dad is still alive and he's actually at Changi Point fishing!"

So Dr Goh was one to lose an argument. He told LKY,"Maybe it can't understand your question. Maybe you should rephrase your question!"

So LKY, being the finest legal mind, asked,

"Where is my mother's husband?"

Again the $3 million computer whirred, flashed, clanked and buzzed and spat out the punch strip. And this was the punchline!

"You mother's husband is at Changi Point fishing while your father has died after you were born".

So the $3million conputer called LKY a bastard.


"

Hey bro your jokes is very funny!

I was laughing till I tears.

 

[kingrant]

Hey bro your jokes is very funny!

I was laughing till I tears.

Thanks. then you should up my reputation.