One Condition
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God,
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What's the problem, Eve?" God asks.
"Lord," she says, "I know you've created me and have provided
this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and
that weird snake, but I'm lonely."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man
for you," the good Lord tells her.
"What's a 'man', Lord?" she inquires.
"A flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an enormous ego
and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. He'll be bigger and
faster and more muscular than you."
"Sounds great," says Eve, with raised eyebrows.
"Yeah, you can have him on one condition."
"What's that, Lord?" she asks.
"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."