Irritable words used in office

[chootchiew]

Saw this in Yahoo and thought to share, as I share the same thoughts...is simply irritable...phui !

Moving forward
Out-of-the-box
...Infrastructuire
...platform
ping me later when u r ready...
Can you beef up
I have no bandwidth to do this task....

 

[FTalent]

we have to be aligned
1 pager please
can I have a few lines on this

Jane

 

[Leongsam]

paradigm shift

 

[looneytan]

"Come To My Room, NOW"

 

[Amosquito]

Irritating words rather.

 

[po2wq]

me want 2 tok 2 u ...

 

[Narong Wongwan]

Revert asap
Leave in your good hands to manage

 

[halsey02]

me want 2 tok 2 u ...

No...What your boss says " Come To My Room, NOW"...You say " You, Talking to me!"!!!

Productivity is damn irritating word!!

 

[jw5]

"On your radar screen" knn

 

[Alamaking]

"Pushing the Envelope"

My ass lah....

 

[UltimaOnline]

Here's an entire A to Z dictionary of annoying corporate jargons :

http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-A.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-B.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-C.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-D.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-E.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-F.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-G.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-H.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-I.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-J.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-K.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-L.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-M.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-N.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-O.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-P.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-Q.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-R.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-S.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-T.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-U.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-V.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-W.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-X.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-Y.html
http://www.theofficelife.com/business-jargon-dictionary-Z.html

 

[bullfrog]

At the end of the day...
The bottomline is...
I know where you are coming from...

 

[HappyCAMPER]

Boss secretary: Boss say this, boss say that..

*puke*

 

[wendychan]

honest mistake

 

[HappyCAMPER]

honest mistake

Let's move on.

 

[red amoeba]

i need it ebd (end business day) = OT...fuck.

 

[groinroot]

Get it ready, JUST IN CASE, Director wants it!
Justify your existence.
Clock-watcher.
Parasite/pillion rider
ampoo king/queen

 

[vamjok]

mine got to be....

"i give you one day, you think about your own projects then you come talk to me"
"are we talking at high school student level?"

my boss will murder me if he see this

 

[eErotica69]

Think out of the box!

 

[laksaboy]

i need it ebd (end business day) = OT...fuck.

OT is good if it is paid OT. I had once got almost one extra month's of salary by clocking hardcore hours of paid OT.

If it is unpaid OT... well, that sucks. You got exploited. Blame it on the CUNT tripartite fake union led by Zorro.